On May 4th, 2013 Grey Goose Vodka held a party to celebrate the Kentucky Derby. What a perfect place for 7 year old Dannielynn to be slathered with makeup, red lipstick & a red corset gown for photographers while posing with her father Larry Birkhead! Nothing could be classier than showing Dannielynn off on the red carpet on her way to a boozefest in Louisville, Kentucky.
Larry Birkhead & Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead
GREY GOOSE Red Carpet Lounge, Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs.
Is This Really Appropriate For a Seven Year Old? Grey Goose Vodka?
I really fear for this child becoming not so much the First Second Generation Guess Model; this is starting to look like Dannielynn Birkhead is on her way to being the new JonBenét Ramsey of child beauty enthusiasts for all the wrong reasons. There is no reason why a responsible parent would have his 7 year old on the red carpet to celebrate Grey Goose Vodka or alcohol of any kind. It is particularly bizarre in light of her mother's well known addictions to drugs & liquor.
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Or try to focus between the drugs & booze, sound out the big words & learn how to use a dictionary.
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I believe that the biological background of a child as well as the stability of the home environment provides an important window into an understanding of the likelihood of any young person becoming a happy, sane & well adjusted adult. In the case of The First Second Generation Guess Jean Model, presenting 6 year old Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead: I do not see good things in her future especially now that she is already repeating the cycle starting out as a model at such a young age with the image of her now dead mother being called into play as an iconic "marketing device". The saga of her mother Vickie Lynn Hogan, now known in death as Anna Nicole Smith is a very ominous prelude.
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The late Anna Nicole was certainly iconic: her life was a remarkable pastiche of marriage, divorces, manic phases, "reality television", binges, drug addiction, desperation, overdoses, plastic surgery, porn as well as multiple court cases (some still on going). This is a role model that should not be utilized by any parent figure claiming to be acting in the best interests of little Dannielynn or any other child. So let us start with her mother, who came into this world on November 28, 1967 in the state of Texas as Vickie Lynn Hogan. Vickie was the daughter of Virgie Mae & Donald Eugene Hogan, who then divorced by the time Vickie was not yet 2 years old in 1969.
Fortunately, Virgie soon attracted another husband & married Donald R. Hart in 1971. This made it possible to rename Vickie altogether, there was a move from Houston to Mexia & where she became known as Nikki Hart of Mexia, Texas. Here is a photo from her Mexia High School Yearbook:
The Late Anna Nicole Smith as Nikki Hart in 1985
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As I have now revealed, Vickie Lynn lacked any kind of stability in her early life. Her mother ditched her father before she was 2 years old, moved her to another town, remarried as well as changed her entire name. Her mother was one of those people who liked getting married, kept having children to mark the occasion yet was never around for any meaningful parenting. Vickie/Nikki/Anna eventually had at least 5 half siblings which is not a surprise considering her mother's love of the idea of romance & marriage. Virgie was not much of a nurturer as a mother.
As time went by, Virgie got rid of Vickie/Nikki & sent her to live with her aunt Kay Beall in Mexia, Texas. Vicky/Nikki flunked her freshman year & became so discouraged that she dropped out of high school altogether by her sophomore year. She was able to obtain a job, at the local Jims's Krispy Fried Chicken where she met her first husband. (No, Krispy Kreme Doughnuts was not part of this operation although I feel certain Anna would have loved all that sugar & grease.)
First husband Billy Wayne Smith was a 15 year old fry cook at the diner, so Vicky/Nikki waited until he was 16 for them to get hitched in 1985, she was herself a more mature 17. Like her mother Virgie, Vickie/Nikki liked marking marriage with a commemorative child, so Daniel Wayne Smith was born on January 22, 1986. Also taking cues from mom Virgie as to how to raise a child, Vickie/Nikki separated from Billy Wayne promptly in 1987 before Daniel was even a year old. She then returned to Houston, Texas. While the divorce was not official until February 1993, the marriage was long over by then.
Vickie/Nikki was able to find a job as she now had Daniel to support, first at Walmarts, then as a waitress at Red Lobster. As you can tell from her high school photo, she did have a pretty face long before she was famous or plastic surgery entered her life. Pretty girls get tipped better as waitresses as opposed to working minimum wage at Walmarts, but that gig did not last long as someone suggested a place where a beautiful face could earn far better tips from grateful customers: Gigi's Strip Club in Houston. And that is where the magic happened, along with some misunderstood myths.
Vickie was a young mother with a pretty face & small slightly saggy natural breasts, not suitable for the money shifts at night when the high rollers came in with wads of dough. While she attempted to save up the $$$ necessary to purchase flashy large implanted ta-tas, she was factually stripping during the day where the dollars did not roll in. Sometimes lightning strikes though, your ship comes in: as it did for Vickie Lynn one afternoon while still consigned to the B shift day time team. A really old, insanely rich geezer was literally rolled into Gigi's in his wheelchair in October 1991 by his driver/attendant/bodyguard. His name was J. Howard Marshall & boy was he ever smitten with the naive Vickie Lynn Smith who was practically illiterate & despite the way it played out was not smart enough to be a gold digger. Vickie actually felt sorry for him.
J. Howard Marshall was a depressed 86 year old gazillionaire oil tycoon tax cheat who had lost his last "lady love", the infamous call girl "Lady Walker" when she died on the table during a routine liposuction. He quickly instructed his aide de camp to bring Vickie closer so he could try to grab her breasts. J. Howard had found his new reason for living: pursuing the 24 year old single mother Vickie Lynn as his dream girl as long last. And pursue her he did, with lavish gifts, promises, jewelry, engagements: this guy felt entitled to have what he wanted despite the fact that Vickie Lynn was about to make it big on her own.
Vickie has always admired Marilyn Monroe & felt inspired to therefore take voice as well as modeling lessons to achieve greater stardom. She also spotted an ad in the local newspaper in 1991 announcing the opportunity to audition for Playboy which had once featured the former Norma Jean Baker herself. Vickie had seized upon this concept as her ticket out & when viewed by Hef & his team she became an instant sensation for her old fashioned curvy fuller figure combined with her naturally beautiful face.
Hugh Hefner saw the potential & liked what he saw: something different for a change up. In 1992, Smith was chosen by Hugh Hefner to appear on the cover of the March issue of Playboy, where she was listed as Vickie Smith, wearing a low-cut evening gown. There was a lavish centerfold photographed by Stephen Wayda, with the addition of makeup artists, gauze, proper lighting: a star was born. A lot of buzz was created by this "new" retro-look of "Vickie Smith" & rich old geezer J. Howard Marshall had nothing to do with this episode, it was rich old geezer Hugh Hefner who made now renamed again "Vickie Smith" the Biggest Talk of The Town.
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Vickie Smith said she planned to be "the next Marilyn Monroe". She gave interview after interview, made many public appearances as her contract required & became very popular. The lust of males who read Playboy became so feverish that Vickie Smith was chosen to be the 1993 Playmate of the Year. By the time of her fabulous pictorial, Vicky Lynn Hogan Smith was now renamed yet again: this time she was dubbed as the world remembers her: Anna Nicole Smith. It was sad & ironic really that the former Vickie Lynn Hogan did not understand that her idol, the former Norma Jean Baker did not lead a happy life at all as the world's Greatest Sex Symbol. It was Vickie Lynn's turn & she wanted to go for it: not realizing that pain, humiliation, suicide attempts as well as mental illness & drug addiction plagued Marilyn & would soon be her own demons in residence.
Guess Jeans had been utilizing then super model Claudia Schiffer in their ad campaigns but decided to capitalize on the new "it" girl, casting "Anna Nicole Smith" in a series of almost lurid black & white shots inspired not by Marilyn Monroe: this was an homage to the late Jayne Mansfield who died in a car accident undergoing such severe head trauma she was considered to have been decapitated by the age of 34. Jayne Mansfield had been "Playmate of The Month" in February 1955 & had appeared 100s of times before her death as a kind of low rent Marilyn.
Marilyn Monroe had never posed for Playboy at all. Hefner had purchased a copy of a nude shot of her in her early years before Marilyn became famous. It was from a calendar shoot under the name Mona Monroe taken in 1949. Marilyn Monroe, who Vickie sought to emulate had never even been a Playboy Centerfold. She did live 2 years longer than Jayne Mansfield, dying of a deliberate barbiturate overdose at age 36.
Jayne Mansfield, Not Anna Nicole or Marilyn
In 1993, before Christmas, Vickie Lynn now Anna modeled for the Swedish clothing company Hennes & Mauritz, currently known as H&M. They placed Anna Nicole Smith, International Sex Symbol on larger than life size posters in Sweden & Norway. Anna was famous, offers rolled in & she was also overwhelmed.
Anna Nicole as Inspired by Jayne Mansfield
I always refer to those kind of shoes as Hooker Heels
The real Vickie Lynn Hogan Smith had dropped out of high school after flunking her freshman year & barely understood the contracts she was eager to sign. She was functionally almost illiterate & had no understanding of mathematics or accounting. She desired to be the Next Marilyn Monroe without grasping that Norma Jean had pursued the concept of becoming an actress very seriously, the nude photo shoot was done in a time of desperation as a one off under a fake name.
Marilyn Monroe studied intensely not just acting but dance as well as voice. She had a singular quality on film, once described as an intoxicating mix of volcanic sexuality wrapped in an aura of almost childlike innocence. The former Norma Jean Baker possessed great comedic timing as well as a signature breathy voice loaded with seduction. Vickie Lynn was child like in terms of her life experiences & understanding of the theatre, acting & had no skills in that area at all. She was pursuing a ghost she had no resemblance to at all: not even enough to grasp that Guess was utilizing her as a replacement for Jayne Mansfield even as she rambled on about becoming the next Marilyn Monroe.
At the same time as Anna Nicole Smith was being touted as An International Sex Symbol, the inevitable backlash occurred. There was as an examination of her roots in progress in places too snooty for her to read so that the world would know she was factually shiftless impure white trash, a single mother still married to the teen age fry cook & most likely a talentless gold digger. Her relationship with J. Howard Marshall was comedic gold & she was exploited unfairly as well as inaccurately. Anna Nicole Smith was not pursuing J.Howard Marshall like a crazed relentless stalker with an unlimited amount of cash. The truth was the reverse, he was determined to buy her like an acquisition to his extensive portfolio while simultaneously marking cash advances as consultant fees for tax purposes.
J. Howard continually proposed marriage, with increasingly larger & larger engagement rings, factually presenting her with the 2 most expensive rings out of the Neiman Marcus Catalogue as inducements. There was a major impediment to Anna agreeing to become his bride, she was still married to her son Daniel's father: that is why Vickie Lynn Hogan Smith finally divorced Billy Wayne Smith in 1993. Under constant pressure from J. Howard Marshall, she divorced her husband of 8 years in hope of gaining a solid financial future for herself as well as her young son Daniel from the vast fortune often promised by J. Howard Marshall.
Due to her utter lack of financial sophistication, having no understanding of trusts, tax, law or accounting: Anna Nicole Smith was unaware that many of the material possessions she believed J. Howard had "given" her were actually still in trust & he maintained complete control of these assets while she lived in them unaware that she had no future or present legal interest or ownership. He was duping her as well as The IRS. The public perceived her as a calculating Gold Digger with love stricken old geezer J. Howard being taken for a ride: that was an illusion created by J. Howard who was very savvy as well as very rich & very manipulative.
He conned her into turning down work to "be" with him & played upon her emotions both as a single mother with an uncertain financial future as well as the person who could inspire him to live if she would only engage in sexual contact she found repulsive. Anna Nicole Smith wasn't having her best interests advanced by J. Howard Marshall, although he was enjoying the whole thing a lot. After all, most of the "romance" was written off as tax deductions. Finally, after becoming frightened when fans mobbed her roughly in Singapore while promoting Guess Clothing: Anna Nicole Smith after almost 2 years of saying no, agreed to marry J. Howard Marshall in 1994.
Although J. Howard had begun preparing pre-nuptial agreements as early as 1992, & continued to do so up to the time of the marriage, Anna Nicole had never seen any of them. Factually, she never signed one either. J. Howard Marshall would have been in a difficult position if Anna had ever asked to have an independent financial advisor take a look at any of the paperwork as it would have revealed that Anna was signing her life over for a pittance of empty promises. J. Howard wanted to hustle her off to a quickie marriage without a lot of nosy questions posed as to the business part of his great love for Anna & Daniel.
On June 27, 1994, Anna Nicole Smith, age 26 & J. Howard Marshall, age 89 tied the knot at the White Dove Chapel in Houston, Texas. To the outside world, a stupid rich old geezer had been hooked by a scheming young greedy gold digger. That was the opposite of what had taken place. A naive single mother had sold herself to a cunning tax cheat who had made a fortune in oil desirous of a hot mistress in exchange for some chump change. J. Howard was in love with the idea of Anna & Anna had never pretended that she loved J. Howard Marshall at all, ever in a romantic sexual way. She wasn't a whore or an actress, she was scared of losing her looks & the income stream which she needed to keep a roof over Daniel's head.
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They never resided together during the marriage, which only lasted 13 months due to J. Howard Marshall's poor health. Marshall died of natural causes at the age of 90 in Houston, Texas on August 4, 1995. After that pretty much all hell broke loose upon Anna as she discovered that J. Howard had never included her or Daniel in any will & all of the assets were held in trust that excluded both her as well as his own younger son. She was living in houses she did not own, running up bills she could not pay & was genuinely shattered by the revelation that she had fallen prey to a con at her expense.
For a period of time she joined forces with her younger former stepson in attempting to overturn the will as well as the trust excluding her as an heir. As the cases worked there way through various legal avenues, Anna Nicole turned to alcohol, food & drugs for solace. She became a caricature, fat white trash vulgar personified bursting at the seams literally, her cups running over. Anna Nicole was desperate for money & began to appear in parody cameos of herself as well as soft porn films. Her public image was a tabloid freak show which she attempted to cash in on herself eventually.
By 2002, having been rebuffed in court, mocked in public, failed in her attempts to gain a movie career while overwhelmed by both financial issues as well as addiction, Smith debuted in her own reality television series on the E! cable network, The Anna Nicole Show. I remember the first review vividly, the critic stated it was an obscene train wreck in motion. That is the kind of wreck that draws viewers, so it would be safe to assume the E! came out a winner. The show was cancelled after 2 seasons but remains a cult classic for too many bizarre elements to describe here. I miss Sugar Pie but not Bobby Trendy will be my sole comment as I may have seen a couple episodes.
Anna attempted to right her course once again by losing 70 lbs & becoming the Spokesperson Model for TrimSpa, a weight loss product. Her noticeable drug addiction as well as erratic behavior continued & it is unlikely that TrimSpa was the source of the weight loss. In November 2004, Anna Nicole appeared at the American Music Awards to introduce a musical performance, attracting alarm as well as attention due to her slurred speech & odd behavior. While miked up live Anna dramatically threw her arms up to the crowd exclaiming, "Like my body?!!" Whatever she was on, there are times when I would like some, please. Actually, I will need to review the list (which was a long one) of all the drugs in her system at the time of her death.
Anna Nicole made so many odd outbursts during the show that TrimSpa ended the contract while the "performance" continued on in many parodies, satires & one liners. I don't believe she ever appeared "live" on an American program again after 2004. That did not mark the end of television executives thinking up ways to pump ratings up by continuing to exploit her downward spiral as well as financial difficulties.
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In March 2005, at the first MTV Australia Video Music Awards in Sydney's Luna Park, Anna Nicole Smith was encouraged to "spoof" Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction by pulling down her dress to reveal both breasts, each of which was cunningly covered by the MTV logo. I hope the compensation was more than adequate as Anna was in such bad shape at that point it was hard to believe that this was still something worth laughing at: a drug addicted mentally ill person provoked into showing her silicone implants off on live TV. I have never seen any of that footage, nor do I care to: this was a line that should not have been crossed. Anna was clearly unable to act rationally at that point & was in desperate need of mental health care as well as drug rehabilitation.
An astonishing number of former Playboy Centerfolds end up this way, I don't know how young women can look at the unhappy endings of the majority of them & still hope to be used as fodder for the Playboy Empire before their expiration date. It is ironic in sad sick way that as we come to the death of Anna Nicole at age 39, she actually outlived Marilyn Monroe (age 36) & Jayne Mansfield (age 34), although living in a semi constant state of drug induced stupor is not really experiencing life in its full potential. She was pretty much in a vegetative state most of the time, which was ticking off the clock as the end approached.
With little interest in the increasingly bizarre antics from media sources with cash on hand, Anna put up her own website to hawk herself directly to the public via video clips by 2006. That is when she came up with a new approach to her issues as she expounded gleefully into a video feed that she was pregnant:
"Let me stop all the rumors," she said, while floating on an inflatable raft in a swimming pool. "Yes, I am pregnant. I'm happy, I'm very, very happy about it. Everything's goin' really, really good & I'll be checking in & out periodically on the web, & I'll let you see me as I'm growing"... Well, color me astonished. I was not aware of any rumors that required addressing regarding her uterus as it was usually her breasts on display or her slurring words that were the attention grabbers.
Well, snaps to you girl, Cheetos all around: that was most def a show stopper, how the hell did that happen? I mean Anna was clearly high, almost 40 & now that Sugar Pie was gone: no one was gonna yap away a dog sniffing around for cash. The question was which dog was it that done the dirty deed?
In the drama that followed, that girl sure loved drama: her official parasitic leech Howard Stern The Other One claimed that he was responsible for the bun in the oven. Daniel Wayne Smith, her only actual child at that point sneered & snickered on camera to dispute this possibility noting as if never would his mother have sunk that low. I truly believe Daniel was certainly the one who would know what his mother would or would not do & that includes Howard Stern The Other One.
Daniel Wayne Smith at age 20 had led a very strange tormented life as the sole child of Anna Nicole, it was truly sickening to observe Howard Stern The Other One attempting to make this kid's existence worse by making up such a ridiculous story. A boy knows his mama. Anna was not attracted to Howard Stern The Other One, actually she was not attracted to men generally at all. Anna, like many drug addicted former strippers felt more comfortable with women than men. Daniel was certainly aware that his mother's sexual preference was same team & part of her drug addiction/dealer issues pertained to her female lover/psychiatrist Dr Khristine Elaine Eroshevich who was eventually prosecuted for writing so many prescriptions for a drug addict she was sexually intimate with, called "boundary crossing". (I call it a good time while it lasts..)
Dr Khristine Eroshevich/Lover/DrugDealer/Shrink
Yes, the Good Doctor Eroshevich was around when Smith the former Playboy Playmate checked into The Florida hotel, where she later died of an accidental overdose. According to the medical examiner’s office in Florida, Eroshevich authorized all 11 prescription medications in the Florida hotel room where Smith was found unresponsive shortly before her death on Feb. 8, 2007. More than 600 pills, including about 450 muscle relaxants were missing from prescriptions that were no more than five weeks old.
Eroshevich was initially convicted of two felonies in the drug trial involving the treatment of Smith. One was later thrown out and the other was reduced to a misdemeanor. The misdemeanor is under appeal. She is currently facing new charges in Beverly Hills over narcotics prescriptions: the girl got to make a living somehow. Sheesh, why do you think that place is called La La Land? I wish I could locate such a swanky high quality shrink but no sex please, just drugs.
Not to belabor the obvious, the actually donor to create the sole remaining child of the tragic Anna Nicole Smith had to be of the male persuasion & it wasn't Howard Stern The Other One nor could the Lady/Dr/Lover have done it. That made me think back to the days when I was still living with my now ex-husband & he was always glued not to sports on TV but to Cinemax. Why? Because Cinemax ran soft porn nonstop in the evening hours & at 1 point he became so annoyed he taped it so he could fast forward thru the talking parts & just see the sex parts. (Pre DVR era, obviously..)
As an amusing aside, one time he insisted I watch for a bit so he could ask me why there was any narrative as opposed to straight action. I always attempted to comply with his requests to the best of my ability so I watched the porn thing that was annoying him by not being composed of all porn every second. Then I told him that it was possible that couples sometimes might watch porn together or gay women & that women want it to be like a soap opera. How did they meet? What did they talk about? Did he admire her luxurious hair or amazing shoes? Men are so difficult to understand.
Back to how Larry Birkhead entered the picture as the babby daddy. I recognized him! With my photographic memory from half paying attention to all that porn stuff on Cinemax, I saw him in one of Anna's porn films in which he must have been using a different name as he has no credits listed anywhere. That story he tells about meeting at The Kentucky Derby is not true, albeit comical. Unless porn is filmed in the stables. I think it was the one where Anna rhapsodizes about how she starts her mornings off with very personal self attention but further involves others as the day goes by: the maid, the butler, The Colonel, the stable boy, etc.
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I was not paying attention so I don't remember which character the person now known as Larry Birkhead DNA donor embodied. I have always suspected like Anna, he preferred his own team & this was an arrangement between consenting adults. One of them was too drugged up to actually think about it, but she did seem giddy on the float as she was definitely floating through everything at that point. She appeared to like him in posed photo ops for which cash was exchanged.
Lady Chatterly's Lover: Larry Birkhead, the Stable Boy of The Derby
His Tips Are Frosted & I Suspect That His Nose Is Not Original Model
Also, Why Is She Wearing a Dog Collar? Hmm, What Were They In To?
In any case, for whatever reason Anna Nicole Smith who could barely take care of herself managed to get pregnant, announced this news on a floatie while apparently high on life & eventually gave birth to a baby girl in The Bahamas on September 7, 2006. During this time period she continued to pretend that Howard Stern The Other was as he claimed the father, as did several other males who were not the biological daddy. Factually, Howard Stern The Other was listed as the Father On The Official Birth Certificate so it is fair to assume that what ever arrangement existed between Vicky Lynn & The Younger Stable Boy was not ongoing at the time. By that I mean she wasn't paying him.
Anna's life had reached a dramatic crescendo with the new baby & all the Daddy claims that was suddenly topped by an unexpected twist. Her original only child, her beloved Daniel was visiting his mother & half sister at The Hospital while swigging a lethal mix of Methadone, Lexapro & Zoloft. He was discovered dead in his chair only 3 days after his sister was born. Now that is a Soap Opera Jaw Dropper Scene Stealing Move, as everyone wondered Where The Methadone came from: the other 2 are antidepressants. Easy to obtain as popcorn or Milky Way bars. Well, I believe the Good Doctor was The Supplier, with the intent to keep Anna Happy as well as pain free.
The most likely scenario is a sad one, little Daniel was also her drug buddy as well as her son. So Anna offered him up some of the Methadone not realizing that the amount she was used to ingesting would be fatal to someone much smaller & less attenuated to copious amounts of drugs. The discovery of his cold body upset her so much that she decided to fake marry Howard The Other One.
I am not making this up, within 2 weeks of Daniel's death Anna was planning a "commitment ceremony" for cash, cutting The Younger Stable Boy Out Of The Action. On September 28, 2006, the widowed & recently bereaved Anna Nicole Smith Marshall & Howard K. Stern exchanged both meaningless vows as well as rings in an informal commitment ceremony aboard a boat dubbed Margaritaville off the coast of the Bahamas. (I hope it was named after the Jimmy Buffett song, I love Jimmy Buffet..)
Despite her painful loss, Anna pulled together a "wedding" look featuring a white gown while carrying red roses, while Howard The Other One was adorned in a black suit. They pledged their love & made a commitment to be there for one another before a Baptist minister & photographs were taken to commemorate this event. Of course no marriage certificate was issued & the ceremony was not legally binding, but the photos were for sale.
After the ceremony, there was a party, a celebration with champagne & of course more photographs were taken. There are always cynics out there who don't believe in true love of cash, so questions were raised about the odd timing of the event, the partying as well as the boozing. Fortunately, Anna had hired an attorney for PR purposes (that means a professional liar) so he addressed that issue head on, "They needed a little adrenaline boost because things have been so hectic & devastating in their life recently, you heartless cretins."
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The photos of the ceremony sold through Getty Images to People Magazine for a cool $1,000,000. Now, that is money baby. No one would pay anything for my wedding photos. The Younger Stable Boy Was Not Invited As He Was No Longer In The Picture. He must have been really ticked off as he knew that This Howard The Other Thing Was So Bogus. At the same time, Anna was up to all sorts of tricks by hiding on a boat outside the United States: The Younger Stable Boy Was Finding It Difficult To Assert Cash Rights As To Half Ownership of Any Proceeds Pertaining To That Kid. His ally, the original Daniel was now dead & gone & his nemesis was getting Paid To Pretend Marry.
Seriously, many people other than me suspected that Anna & Howard The Other were staying in the Bahamas to avoid paternity testing of the baby girl in the US of A. Anna was up to all sorts of stuff to prevent The Younger Stable Boy's Effort To Prove His Contribution. By late 2006, Anna Nicole Smith Marshall sort of Stern was granted permanent resident status in the Bahamas by no less than The Immigration Minister himself, some dude named Shane Gibson. Anna sure could pick a mark.
Then, the excitement built on February 11, 2007, when newspaper photographs were published showing Anna lying clothed in bed in an embrace with Gibson. Opposition politicians in the Bahamas accused The Immigration Minister of improper behavior. The Immigration Minister Shane Gibson was forced to resign in shame. He later claimed that the photos, taken by Stern, were innocent. I wonder why Howard The Other sold them then? There are so many questions to ponder here..
Just when you thought things had settled down other than the Fury Of The Younger Stable Boy there was a new challenge to the basis of Anna's permanent residency status claim. Apparently she had insinuated that she owned a $900,000 mansion in The Bahamas, given to her by a former boyfriend, named G. Ben Thompson. I did mention this was a soap opera earlier, right? So many boyfriends with so many gifts....Okay, well this former boyfriend person G. Ben Thompson announced that that he only loaned Anna Nicole Smith the $$$ to purchase the mansion conditionally. So she did not factually own anything to claim as a resident because she never paid him anything & also obviously dumped him so Thompson sued to evict Smith from said property In A Bahama Court Of Law. Well, now that is taking it like a man.
Furthermore, G. Ben Thompson may have been played for a fool, but pressed forward until he did received a default judgment against Anna Nicole Smith Marshall sort of Stern as she failed to respond to the eviction & also did not appear in court on November 28, 2006 when he reclaimed his right to his property. I suspect that Anna was more concerned about the DNA testing issue than the mansion which was why she stayed away from Court So That The Younger Stable Boy Could Not Serve Her To Prove That The Future Second Generation Guess Clothing Model Was Comprised of Material Obtained From Him.
Well as everyone knows fake pretend marriages only last so long & hide & seek isn't fun forever so eventually game time came to a close. Not the way Anna Nicole was expecting, though. She had managed to successfully avoid various attempts by The Younger Stable Boy To Claim Emergency DNA Tests Were In Order as to his desperate yearning to see his share of the cash the baby girl was generating & also he was concerned about possible drug use (but declined to go into details via Official Mouthpiece of Record Debra Opri..)
Aside, Larry Birkhead The Younger Stable Boy alleged "entertainment photographer" did provide additional entertainment by never paying Debra Opri's bill after he fired her for charging a dinner to the account while they were traveling together, hmmm. Suits, countercharges, ugliness ensued as did so many matters involving the late Anna Nicole Smith. Eventually, the matter was settled AFTER he got his hands on the meal ticket, in 2009. Details as to settlement are here:
Anna stopped worrying about The Younger Stable Boy Altogether & eventually returned to The USA. She picked a wholesome place where kids are always welcome in Florida to visit, Disney World. After all Dannielynn was only about 5 months old by February 2007. Anyway, I was kidding about where Anna went to visit, it was NOT Disney World in Orlando, Florida. I did take my son to both Disney World as well as Sea World. (I should have reversed the order, he was not impressed by real sea creatures after enjoying "It's A Small World" at the Disney World venue. He also loved the Tea Cup Ride.)
No, Anna Nicole & her entourage went to a place I have never been, The Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida. (My life is really dull, we also went to the Universal Studios Place in Orlando, where my son insisted on doing the "Jaws" ride twice, no gambling or alcohol available. You stand in line like forever at the popular rides, the least they could do is offer a complimentary beverage to those suffering through the 2nd round of waiting..) So I have no idea what a fun place for adults is like in Florida. Nothing exciting happened on the 2 separate trips to Orlando where my now ex & I dutifully fulfilled our son's dreams of meeting Goofy, visiting Castles & getting splashed around on that famous ride. There was a replica of the "Jaws" shark where I posed pretending as if I was scared of being bitten by a fiberglass structure.
A lot of excitement, media interest, news teams, talking heads, etc got going after Anna Nicole Smith was reported as "dead" to the hotel front desk from her Room #607 on February 8, 2007 by her bodyguard & friend, Maurice "Big Moe" Brighthaupt. Apparently, his wife Tasma: a friend of Smith who was a trained emergency nurse, performed CPR for 15 minutes to no avail. After attempting to then revive Anna Nicole himself, Maurice "Big Moe" Brighthaupt: also a trained paramedic finally gave up & alerted the front desk at 1:38 p.m. as to "the problem", a dead Anna Nicole. The front desk then alerted security, where some genius decided to call 911. More paramedics arrived, Anna's dead body was "rushed" to Memorial Regional Hospital at 2:10 p.m & pronounced dead on arrival at 2:49 p.m. Then the circus came to town. Send in the clowns.
From the nonstop coverage that ensued you would have thought this was REALLY BIG NEWS such as The President of the United States had been caught with an underage girl or a live boy. Sad end for known drug addict Anna Nicole Smith in ironically named Hollywood, Florida didn't seem to warrant all the interest that followed in every detail of exactly what happened. The Smoking Gun Published Her Autopsy Report. The hotel room had enough drugs to fill a pharmacy. I did enjoy a shot of her minifridge stocked with liquid bottles of methadone as I had no idea it came in large bottles like Cherry Coca Cola.
Eventually a phone call was released to the public on February 13, 2007, involving Seminole police & the local 911 operators, saying: "We need assistance to Room 607 at the Hard Rock. It's in reference to a white female. She's not breathing & not responsive... actually, it's Anna Nicole Smith."
Here is a link to The Official 8 Page Autopsy Report:
If you read the entire thing, you will learn the following:
1) There were actually a total of 12 drugs present in her "system"
2) She had a number of plastic surgery procedures besides the implants, including liposuction
3) Apparently she had been injecting both Human Growth Hormone as well as Vitamin B-12
4) She was depressed
5) The death was ruled an "accidental overdose"
The slightly longer Press Release version was: Anna Nicole Smith died from an accidental overdose of a powerful sedative that became lethal when mixed with nine other prescription drugs found in her system, according to a coroner's report released this morning. The combined toxicity of the sleeping medication, chloral hydrate, & the other drugs (including anti-anxiety Valium, Klonopin, & Ativan) resulted in the 39-year-old Smith's death, concluded Dr. Joshua Perper, the Broward County medical examiner. A copy of the coroner's report can be found below. The medical examiner's investigation also found that 'contributory causes' in Smith's death were a viral flu & an abscess that had developed on her buttock as a result of injections."
I am myself terrified of needles & have no idea why Human Growth Hormone was involved. Despite rumors of methadone use due to its involvement in her son's death, Dr. Perper found only methadone in her bile, indicating that it could only have been ingested 2–3 days prior to her death & was not a contributing factor. Well, there is always a sunny spot beaming through the clouds.
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A huge media/PR/Legal War immediately ensued over who would throw the funeral, where it would take place & who would get the sole remaining child: not mentioned in the will, Dannielynn. Anna Nicole Smith's 2001 Will specifically excluded other children & named Howard K. Stern as the executor. (Her sole heir was the already dead Daniel.)
Contestants to grab what was left included Mother Virgie Mae, Howard Stern The Other, as well as The Younger Stable Boy Who Told You So. While the litigants argued for almost a month, Anna's embalmed body began to decompose to such an extent that a closed casket became necessary. Which disappointed the crowds that assembled at the final place of rest for Vickie Lynn Hogan aka Anna Nicole Smith, The Bahamas. I have never understood why Hollywood, Florida wasn't utilized for both irony as well as a tourist attraction. You could stay at The Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Hollywood, Florida, visit the grave site & then gamble while imbibing a few in honor of the deceased. That was really a missed opportunity there.
Anna Nicole Smith: Her Grave Site in The Bahamas
As time took a toll & a lot of legal bills ran up The Younger Stable Boy Emerged Victorious With Legal Possession Of Valuable Photo Op Dannielynn Hope Marshall (now added) Birkhead. He was able to sell photos of Dannielynn as she grew up to various outlets so people could admire her beauty & keep the memory of her mother's wonderful life alive. What a great dad. How remarkable he is for wanting her to be The First Second Generation Guess Jean Model, now presenting 6 year old Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead in an Iconic Role.
That is a ridiculous concept, isn't it: how her mother lead a life that should be replicated by little Dannielynn in any way? Her mother's 39 years on Planet Earth was not a dream filled fairytale with a happy ending: it was a sad, grim ordeal marked by depression, legal battles, divorce, plastic surgery, humiliation, Reality TV, exploitation, drug addiction & a decomposing body. I think that anyone who actually cared about Dannielynn would retire her from "modeling" at age 6 & try giving her all the education those photo sales can buy at very good schools not represented by her mother's Flunking Her Freshman Year In High School.
Also, a good child therapist familiar with addiction as well as depression would be in order as I feel certain Dannielynn has been confused by all the legal battling, as well as why people are so very interested in seeing her photographs. It must be terrifying to feel people staring at you in public. There is a strong link between drug addiction as well as depression between a parent & a child. This issue is very well documented, as well as very sad indeed.
Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead is the unlucky beneficiary of this heritage but does not lack for financial resources to aid her in avoiding the influences that led to her mother's horrifying demise from an accidental overdose of an extraordinary amount of drugs. Let Dannielynn grow up quietly in peace, Dad. She has been through enough, an awful lot really at the age of six. Put the cameras away & help her with her homework. Get her tutors, riding lessons, let her have fun. Just don't sell her life to the public, she is your daughter: not a commodity.
I am strongly against child modeling in general, In The Matter of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead: this should not take place at all. That is my final verdict. Feel free to let me know your opinions readers. Do remember that Twitter Followers Come First as well as anyone who is able to figure out how to join the site..
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I appreciate anyone who takes the time to read as well as comment. Even if it is some kind of nutty veiled threat from the father of Dannielynn Hope Marshall Birkhead, who I hope realizes that my suggestions to him are a good idea. My only child suffered through my overly attentive mothering, private school, attending one of the most exclusive as well as expensive colleges in the USA & he seems fine. Even after obtaining a Master's Degree in Pursuit of Running Up More Bills Paid In Full Not By Him For His Education.
I am certain that my actual son will agree that I am as horrible a buzz kill as Larry Birkhead might imagine. Worse, really. Just listening to my constant lectures about the danger of alcohol as well as the importance of homework made him unbearably sullen, irritable & he pretty much stormed out of the house at every opportunity. Once he got his Driver's License I rarely saw him in person, although he did make sure that the car was always out of gas when he was at home asleep as a hostile gesture.
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Shouldn't you wait until the end before you get all worked up?
I led The Internet War Against Lance Armstrong Which He Lost Really Badly.
I was & remain disappointed that I never got one of his famous "Cease & Desist Letters".
Google doesn't censor satirical blogs silly.
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What have you got besides The Second Generation Guess Model?
Is that comment a copyright violation...
In your not legally valid opinion?
I sort of suspect you are not familiar with the First Amendment.
Or any of them, really.
I believed from the very beginning that you were THE BABY DADDY!!
Then you sort became a buzzkill with the "I told you so" stuff all smug like.
Told who? CNN? People Mag? US Weekly?
I fact check The New York Times...
Consult Court Rulings as to legal matters...
Not The National Enquirer.
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