4-11-13 Today's Producer's Pick From Thomas A. Roberts
Producer's Pick: The IRS is reading your email…without a warrant http://say.ly/pHx5zlK
Well, that sounds shocking I suppose without knowing the details.
The truth about my emails is the IRS would die of boredom reading them.
And all the poor person assigned to this hopeless task would discover is this:
That I am filing for an extension. So don't waste your time reading my emails.
4-10-13 Thomas Roberts Covers Hard News of National Importance Today on MSNBC
I just checked his twitter feed, & along with attention grabber interview with an attorney about The Jodi Arias Case, his producer's pick is:
Cookie Monster accused of pushing 2-year-old boy in Times Square http://say.ly/mGA5yjK
Yes, well that is certainly as critical to the survival of life here on Earth as any other topic.
Make sure you tune in to Thomas A. Roberts for this breaking (actually days old) story.
I wonder if The Cookie Monster supports Gay Marriage or has concerns about obese kids.
4-4-13 Thomas Roberts Has a Very Important Initiative to Accomplish Today!
I just checked his twitter feed & here is what is on his mind. National Hug An Anchor Day!
"Thomas Roberts@ThomasARoberts
3-31-13 Thomas Roberts is back from vacation. Patrick & Thomas posted pics of their dogs in Central Park.
Thomas twittered that the dogs ate the Easter Bunnies. Huh? Chocolate is very dangerous for dogs, do not EVER let your dogs consume chocolate or caffeine.
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Thomas also retweeted his fav store "Fine & Dandy" admiring him for wearing their stuff on air. A cross promotion of swag for our former male model.
AND, in case you did NOT see "The Avengers", released almost A YEAR AGO!!
Thomas mentioned AGAIN that the cameo at the end is HIM! How exciting!
Kind of old news, there ThomasARoberts. Your ego demands repetition.
3-24-13 Thomas is on vacation in Costa Rico right now & he is sharing the adventure by advertising Patrick as his hot piece. Well, nothing like a honeymoon where everyone gets to see what the bride looks like topless..
(He keeps referring to himself as the husband, so that makes Patrick the wife, right?)
Very Arty there Thomas, what happened to Patrick's body hair?
I can't wait for more, can you? Don't worry TAR is a show off..
Will keep the pics coming for sure...
Thomas Roberts rambling as if he was a qualified legal commentator on the rights of non-biological lesbian "parents" now uncoupled, has pushed me to the edge of reason (Bridget Jones reference..) Thomas went to college only at the not highly regarded "Western Maryland College" (now renamed McDaniel College) in scenic Westminster, Maryland.
I used to give lectures there myself, it is NOT a law school. What about the children's rights? What happens when new "marriages" result in 6 parents?
My BEST CASE EVER: http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2205&dat=19810725&id=EeZfAAAAIBAJ&sjid=RQMGAAAAIBAJ&pg=1161,533453
Oh, forget it, Thomas has no legal background as a former male model turned talking head. For an excellent discussion of some of the issues involved, try New York Magazine: http://nymag.com/news/features/gay-divorce-2013-3/
FOR THE FULL THOMAS MANHUNT PICS LINK presenting the World's Bossiest...you'll figure it out: http://www.bruisedfruitcds.com/images/just_asking.jpg
Don't complain to me about Thomas taking photos of himself as well as posting them on The Internet. That is Patrick's problem to deal with & Thomas put a ring on it.
(In surprising news to readers here, Thomas Roberts coverage is a total loss leader. Far more people are interested in JonBenet Ramsey than Thomas posting NSFW pics on Manhunt. He does not make the top 5 most read pieces, although he would bitterly dispute that as a trick who is always attention whoring.)
Best of luck to you Patrick, hope you got a comprehensive pre-nuptial agreement as Thomas is well known for his antics & you don't have that kind of earning potential. Kind of what the New York Magazine piece was about, where there is a disparity of income & a "gay" marriage unwinds, welcome to "hetero" hell. Reminds me of an old "New Yorker" cartoon on the topic....
It was 2 elderly women discussing the topic of gay marriage. One queries the other, "Gay Marriage?" The other responds: "Haven't Gays Suffered Enough Already?" or something similar.
Now it plays out in real life as Oscar Wilde put it (slightly adapted): the 2 worst things in life, one is NOT getting what you want- the other IS getting it.
Read this AMAZING pre-wedding interview where Thomas talks about Thomas & barely mentions Patrick as Thomas is so busy working out & losing weight to look HOT at their wedding:
http://observer.com/2012/08/thomas-roberts-at-the-wedding-msnbc-anchor-plans-for-same-sex-nuptials-pushes-equality-stories/
To the person who asks what side I am on, I don't post anonymous comments anymore. I am on the side of the truth, Thomas has made his own wacky decisions.
Let me review why the nuptial presentation with Gavin Nuisance presiding is an example of what I feel about Patrick Abner. Gavin Newsome a self proclaimed still practicing Roman Catholic who became rich & famous by selling some kind of 2 Buck Chuck. With that money in his hot little hands he preceded to marry a Victoria's Secret Model because nothing says love more than cheap wine & sleazy lingerie.
Then he ran for Mayor of San Francisco where Gavin solved many a financial woe by inviting everyone to come get flowers in their hair. Kidding, although it was lucrative for florists, bakeries & other participants in the wedding biz. In 2004, Newsome gained national attention when he directed the San Francisco city-county clerk to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, in violation of the current state law.
Gavin claims he is dyslexic so I imagine his explanation was he can't read real good. This behavior created endless legal issues for the lucky couples who filled San Francisco's coffers up with dough as the marriages had no validity in California or anywhere else. I term it the eternal lawyer's compensation fund, as attempts to enforce or unwind these "marriages" were events that enrich law firms, not personal lives. Why then would attention whore Gavin Newsome, now dethroned: be the PERFECT Person to Pronounce Thomas Roberts & Patrick Abner a forever couple?
That is a rhetorical question. More about Gavin Nuisance is required at this point..
In December 2001, Newsome married Kimberly Guilfoyle, a former San Francisco prosecutor, lingerie model & legal commentator for Court TV, CNN & MSNBC. Kimberly is now a prominent personality on Fox News Channel, a well known bastion of gay rights & liberal thinking.
The couple's wedding was presented at Saint Ignatius Catholic Church on the campus of the University of San Francisco, where Kimberly Guilfoyle attended law school. Kimberly & Gavin then appeared in the September 2004 issue of Harper's Bazaar, featuring them lounging about the Getty Mansion with the title "The New Kennedys." I DID NOT make that up. Like the world needs more Kennedys...
All good things come to an end, in January 2005 they jointly filed for divorce, citing "difficulties due to their careers on opposite coasts." That is called LYING For PR.
In January 2007, it was revealed that ardent Roman Catholic Gavin Newsome wrecked his marriage by entering into "a romantic relationship" in mid-2005 with Ruby Rippey-Tourk, the wife of his former deputy chief of staff & then campaign manager, Alex Tourk. That is called cheating with a vicious twist of personal betrayal. Yes, I know people figured Kimberly for the cheater, it was NOT true.
Alex Tourk filed for divorce shortly after the revelation & then exited both Newsome's campaign as well as his administration. Newsome's sexy marriage trashing affair with Rippey-Tourk shocked supporters & impacted his popularity with male voters, who viewed his indiscretions as a betrayal of a close friend & ally. (Women still thought Gavin was a rich hot guy on the market for love with money to burn.)
In another attempt to regain public sympathy, attention whore Gavin Newsome dramatically declared in February 2007 that he was seeking treatment for alcohol abuse. Try to keep up, Gavin is quite a trick.
So, in closing why would fellow attention whore Thomas Roberts choose an alcoholic cheater who feels no shame when screwing a friend's wife while married himself as his "Official Wedding Presider/Provider" of true love marked by a rooftop ceremony?
Doesn't that choice suggest that other motives are at play as opposed to a quiet personal ceremony NOT announced in THE NEW YORK TIMES for maximum impact.
AND THERE YOU HAVE MY POSITION ON THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT PR WEDDING!
Back to when I am bored, I check to see what Thomas Roberts is up to right now.
Is he concerned about gun control in the wake of the Sandyhook Massacre?
The Fiscal Debt Crisis? The horrifying unemployment rate that continues to rise?
Of course not, our former fashion model went to a Fashion Gala instead & posted pics of himself there with his beloved Patrick & someone else. As usual Thomas is baring his teeth while Patrick appears trapped in the middle. Literally.
YES I KNOW WHERE THE MANHUNT PHOTOS ARE BUT THIS IS NOT A NSFW SITE
I could provide a link though...after all, he didn't even invite me to the wedding.
I did post a link to Brad Pitt naked but in fairness to Brad, those were captured by paps.
THOMAS TOOK THE PHOTOS OF HIMSELF NSFW, FOR REASONS THAT ARE WELL KNOWN.
Or if you want all Thomas All the Time: https://twitter.com/ThomasARoberts
The competition is Tough out there: Good Morning America’s Sam Champion married Rubem Robierb in NYC just last Friday but the Greggy Award for Newlyweds of the Year goes to MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts and his hubby Patrick Abner.
Included is a wedding photo:
http://greginhollywood.com/the-2012-greggys-newlyweds-of-the-year-are-thomas-roberts-and-patrick-abner-78408
All I can say once again: best of luck there, Patrick. You are going to need it.
I sometimes crave something funny to help me relax which will cause me to look at ThomasARoberts Twitter Feed All Thomas All The Time. He went to the The Broadway Gala & came up with his lulu of a pic to prove it:
The Countess LuAnn de Lessups with The King & His Consort
DL Lurkers I Know Which One Belongs On Top of The Bossy Bottom
This is Worse Than Porn: Thomas is Baring His Teeth, Countess is Scary
Poor Patrick, I Think He Is Trying to Escape Away From Her Bony Clutches
Oh Gosh, Thomas Is So Excited About Himself, Again: Retweeting Tweets re: Him
Yes, Thomas & Patrick attended The Out 100 Party: & just seeing Thomas is Awesome
As Thomas Himself Retweets Below Because That Is So Very True As Always..More T !!
(To read Thomas A Roberts retweet about himself directly go to his twitter, site above)
That is his genuine Twitter Feed. As I like to point out, I know the difference:
This is The Real One & Only Thomas Roberts Endorsed By Me Twitter Feed.
Thomas Roberts@ThomasARoberts"@kurtfulepp: So awesome to see @ThomasARoberts at the #OUT100 - totally inspirational guy!" It was a great time! Thanks!
If you are not familiar with The OUT 100 Party, no worries; Gawker will explain it:
http://gawker.com/321608/the-out-100-party
OMG: Patrick is So Cute, he has posted a pic of the day "we met" in his Twitter:
https://twitter.com/patrickdabner
Thomas Seems Aloof As Patrick Is Trying To Make Nice
What Thomas is really twittering about: Tonight will you be watching Linds As Liz?
This means that Thomas & his friends will be partying & laughing as the drug addicted ruined child starlet/teen who grew up to be The Lohan Family Meal Ticket makes a scene portraying Elizabeth Taylor on The Lifetime Channel. Badly, I am sure: I don't watch TV in any case. I am ashamed of Thomas for finding this situation so very droll. Shopping gets boring I guess: nothing says "Classy" Thomas like laughing at a trainwreck in motion. Throwing stones?
Get him under control Patrick before Thomas starts acting out again himself. Manhunt Calls.
Catch this video of Thomas in Action; seriously what won't TR do for Attention Himself?
http://gawker.com/5715434/now-we-can-ogle-sexy-gay-anchor-thomas-roberts-whenever-we-want?
Okay, Here is what Thomas was doing, looking for expensive duds as his fav store:
"Fine & Dandy": the happening place where all clever boys in the know play dress up
http://fineanddandyshop.com/
YES, THOMAS WEARS VERY SPIFFY DUDS WHEN DRESSED FOR WORK OR PLAY
This is His Own Twitter Profile Pic: ThomasARoberts
Wedding was officiated by Gavin Nuisance:Gavin's prior marriage was to Victoria Secret Model Turned Fox News Commentator: Thomas & Gavin I Now Pronounce You 2 Of A Kind Of Nuts
WAKE ME WHEN THIS IS OVER EDITION:Thomas Roberts Manhunt, enough already:
ALSO NOW THOMAS IS YAMMERING WITH ALLY SHEEDY ABOUT CONCERN FOR:
someone else's concern for displaced LGBT youth post Hurricane Sandy & snow.
http://www.afterelton.com/meme-11-15-2012?page=last&page_id=0
UPDATE: 10/29 The Silver Fox Has Been Cancelled Thomas Roberts Is Still On Top!
That is an inside joke in case you are not a Datalounge Lurker in the Know...
Aww,The Silver Fox isn't Looking Very Spiffy Here
Datalounge Lurkers What is Ben Wearing There?
Thomas & Abner WOULD NEVER Look Like This!!
Proof:Thomas & Patrick In Casual Clothes With Their Kids
Nice Kicks There Thomas, Abner is Totes Adorbs Always
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2224898/Anderson-Coopers-talk-cancelled-seasons.html
As Readers here know, I like to point out the difference between the real person behind the celebrity, as well as the PR machine creation. Exhibit # 1 is Scottish Actor/Drug Addict/Drunk Gerald Butler, real name Gerald James Butler who will be turning age 43 next month, but still acts like a wild teen on a nonstop binge of self destruction. Which includes an interlude of fun with Blohan, so you know he is riddled with every STD known to man as well as having really terrible taste, cuz that is just icky. She is the result of the damaged child star biz, but what is his excuse, really?
It is always difficult to sort out the blame: while born a Scot, Gerry also has Irish blood & did live in Canada for part of his childhood. Gerry suffered through his parents' nasty divorce while young & for a long time he had no contact with his father. That is all sad stuff. He recovered quite nicely, though, attending Glasgow University, where he studied to be a lawyer/solicitor. Oh, doesn't everyone hate lawyers? But not aspiring lawyer Gerry, Gerald Butler was indeed, president of the school's law society: thanks to his outgoing personality, magnetic charm & great social skills. (I think that means he was always at the pub & hangers on collected the rejects as women find him dazzling.)
This is a guy who has accomplished everything: he sings, dances, surfs, acts, as well as a technically being a lawyer. Oh, & he never even had to audition, someone spotted him in a coffeehouse & signed him up right away. (I'll bet it was a bar, or as they refer to them over there, a pub.) During the filming of his first cinematic presentation, 1997 "Mrs. Brown", Gerry managed to find the time to rescue a drowning boy from the nearby river Tay & was awarded a Certificate of Bravery from the Royal Humane Society. That is one crazypants resume.
I myself crushed on him in the 2004 art house flick, "Dear Frankie", where (spoiler ahead) he portrayed the dreamy character billed as "The Stranger". The Stranger generously solves the problem of a tormented abused mother of a young boy who longs to meet his father: by offering to pretend to be the perfect father as well as becoming the unexpected white knight to the rescue of a broken heart. That man can certainly act, what turned out was so charming was the role. The Stranger required very little speaking, just communicating the sexy, as well as the sense of deeply caring about others. That has nothing to do with the real Gerry Butler: who is a loud, obnoxious drunk in & out of rehab for everything, & as previously mentioned will screw anything in sight, whatever, including but not limited to Lindsay Lohan. Thanks a lot, Gerry, I can't even fantasize about you anymore.
What does this have to do with World's Most Famous Openly Gay News Anchor Handsome Hunk, Thomas Roberts? I am making the point that there is always a difference between the reality & the PR. In the case of Thomas Albert Roberts, born right here in Baltimore on October 5, 1972, I guess I missed his 40th birthday celebration & most definitely was not invited to his marriage to long suffering fiance Patrick Abner on September 29, 2012 in some fancypants place in NYC. So Happy Belated Birthday, Thomas!
(He goes crazy if you call him Tom, it is always to be pronounced in full, take note: Data Lounge lurkers.) As well as Congratulations to You Both, Patrick! No, this is not an imaginary tale, Thomas & I go way back, before he was a star so big he now plays himself in cameos on TV such as "30 Rock" & the blockbuster film, "The Avengers".
Well, parts of his official biography are accurate, he did grow up in Towson, in Baltimore County Maryland. And he did attend private Catholic School Calvert Hall, as well as Western Maryland College now renamed McDaniel College, right in scenic Westminster Maryland, where I was a Criminal Prosecutor specializing in hunting down child molesters, victims of sexual abuse, rapists, pedophile priest (My attempts to shut down The Saintly Father Brian Cox was like a constant drumming in the background.)
Thomas did in fact become the news anchor at the strictly local Prestige Cable News available only in Carroll County. He left out the part where he was a male model. Well, I guess that doesn't sound all serious now that you are a news journalist, but considering that I have met in person, 1988's Sexiest Man Alive, now dead JFK, Jr, as well as spending hours & hours with Thomas Roberts, Thomas is better looking in person than in photographs. His eyes are like the late Elizabeth Taylor, a devastating mix of penetrating violet & blue, which sets off his very dark hair, along with his perfect smile. Photo below, does not do him justice, Thomas is a dreamboat.
Unfortunately for me, Thomas is also very bossy. Despite being older than Thomas as well as married with a child, Thomas became my de facto boss as he was the cameraman, director & producer of my cable TV show, "The State's Attorney's Report". Gosh, that sounds dull, doesn't it? But it wasn't.
As far as I know, as I never watched it. Living in Baltimore County with Comcast Cable as the service provider, it wasn't even on the menu. Besides, why bother watching a performance that will be endlessly critiqued & fine tuned by Thomas Roberts no matter how often I told him to knock it off: I don't want to be on television, you do. Does the public really need to know every lurid detail of how little children were violated in every orifice to drive up your ratings? That was a rhetorical question.
Thomas was a master of manipulative tactics, he refused to wear makeup himself as the local new's anchor-while demanding I be covered in enough artful design to qualify for Kabuki Theatre. All of this went on behind the closed door of my office, the filming, the arguments, the gossip: the insistence that I stop blinking too often for what ever is the ideal rate. He would make me laugh, Thomas referred to a fellow reporter as "Lady Diana"; he would make me miserable, "did you just actually say the word "prophylactic"?!! I can't use that, dumb things down for the audience, how many times do I have to repeat this: your audience is like an average 8th grader. SAT words will not be acceptable in your talk about the cases covered on this week's show." Tough crowd out there.
All this from a former male model who was a communication major at a not particularly highly regarded school for aspiring journalists. At the same time, the hours spent behind closed doors created endless gossip relating to the likelihood that what Thomas & I were really engaging in was actually a hot & heavy romance of a very sexual nature. My former secretary, now Office Manager became worried I was unaware that Thomas was two-timing me. Apparently, they lived in the same building & there was a tabletop where your mail was left out in the open. So she was going through his mail & had discovered that letters were often addressed to Michelle as well as Thomas Roberts. Well, it is always good to know that people are watching your back, because they care about you enough to snoop through other people's mail.
At our next soiree, I couldn't wait to pass this tidbit on, because it was so funny & ridiculous. Except Thomas had a strange reaction. I thought he would start laughing, too-because both of us knew he wasn't living with a woman, but instead he looked stricken & started blushing. Thomas Roberts of the smooth glib banter was caught off guard. He assured me that he would never do something like that to me, & confessed that his mother had to co-sign his lease. So the bills were in both their names. At that point, I just thought the blushing had to do with admitting that his royal bossiness needed his mother to co-sign his lease, but talk about ignoring the obvious. Yes, even I am guilty of it at times, just like everyone else in the world.
So the comedy continued, everyone thought we were having an affair. Thomas kept annoying me by doing things like fixing my bangs-I have been rocking deep bangs like before Ironic Hipster The Zooey was born. It always leads to people pointing out while filming that it causes a shadow issue, please don't ever touch my bangs. I really hate that. They were aways messing with my bangs, I want to have them look the way I like them. I don't care about lighting, shadows & I cannot keep the blinking to the point of appearing undead. Thomas Roberts & I were practically like a bickering couple at times, I would tell him I couldn't go on with this charade anymore (appearing perfect all the time) & he would complain about how he felt as though everyone in the world was using him other than me.
Eventually real tragedy struck, Thomas Roberts came to my office not for another go round of filming, but with astonishing news of a deep personal nature. It was something so private he needed to speak to me alone. Well, that was kind of odd, as we were alone in my office, as always: right there. I pointed this out, Thomas insisted that we leave together & go to a romantic kind of local restaurant so he could tell me what was up. So we both snuck out & went to the name of that place I don't remember where he told me 3 things in a candlelit setting. The first item was that he had been passed over for the position of managing the news department, Prestige Cable had actually selected someone other than Thomas for this lofty post.
I responded that the decision made sense, this other person was married with kids, he wasn't going anywhere; unlike Thomas who was always sending out reels of himself fishing for a better offer. You want stable management, not someone who is ready to bolt as soon as possible. Which led to the next item: this affront was so unacceptable that Thomas had quit on the spot. He was going to break his lease, pack up his car & drive out west to San Diego, jobless: to start fresh elsewhere. I tried to reason with him in a consoling tone. After all, as petty & small the news anchor position was at Prestige Cable, he was still on air, while other people were despairing of ever landing a paying gig.
No, Thomas was resolute in his fury, he was leaving & there was only 1 thing left to do before he started hurling his stuff into his car & blowing this burg.
At long last, item #3: now this was a shocker & really by this time in my life I thought I had heard everything. Thomas had unfinished business that he was going to conclude before he exited the stage. It started with a monologue about how he always felt like everyone was using him; had a secret or obvious agenda, except me. I had kind of heard this before, but not in a romantic setting. It got better, he is certainly good at building things up to a dramatic crescendo. Thomas Roberts leaned in closer than ever before to seductively point out that while he wasn't sexually attracted to women per se (uh, I had figured former male model Thomas as a Friend of Dorothy long ago, which was why I found local gossip about our affair so droll), it turned out that there was 1 woman he was very much drawn to, the always oblivious star of his own "State's Attorney's Report" who he was constantly touching, playing with her bangs, hanging around for hours in her office.
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Talk about a big reveal: the gossip was based on something of substance, true, everyone else realized that Thomas Roberts was crushing on me all the time. Just as he started explaining how his fantasy was going to become fact, the State Police arrived. Now there is drama for you, Oprah. After I slipped out the back door without notifying anyone, at some point people realized I was missing. (Most likely because of some extreme issue that required my immediate attention like the toner was low on the copier again.) Due to the stalkers & death threats & all the fun stuff that was always surrounding me, the staff decided that a serial rapist killer had kidnapped me & notified the State Police who began the search for me before it was too late. ( For Thomas to seduce me...)
This is what I mean about the dumbness of every thing, wouldn't a kidnapping killer take me out of the parking lot (they spotted my car) to some secluded place to rape me, not inside the romantic restaurant? Well, it least it was over, there was no need for me to process & respond to the unexpected item #3. Time for me to get back to the office as soon as possible so no one thought Thomas had kidnapped me. I was a little stirred as well as shaken.
So Thomas called me once he got to San Diego, to point out that he had landed a job right away, doing weekend production coverage for an NBC affiliate. And also to make sure I had his phone number, should I ever, well need to talk to him. I did actually call him about something not related to sexual cravings & he did grant an amazing favor as his affection was sincere, I think.
But Thomas Roberts, secretly once a male model, crushing on the only oblivious to his charms female, is just a never ending bag full of tricks. So onto Thomas thinks of something else really surprising to do, talk about strange reveals of nonsense. Thomas was a rising star & he eventually landed a position as a news anchor for CNN. That was really odd, turning on the television & seeing someone you actually know talking like to you, but in reality now "you" means his audience. Never take job advice from me is the lesson here, I think.
Than the twist came, Anderson Cooper, who believes he is the hunkiest star of openly gay news anchors, (as if, really, silver fox) began announcing that a male news anchor was going to come out on his show. Well, I guess they don't just call him the silver fox because of his hair: somehow he had convinced Thomas Rogers to take the fall. In the most bizarre act ever of the drama between 2 drama queens, Anderson Cooper pretended to be the straight one while interviewing Thomas Roberts who not only came out on air but added this to the plot: he had been molested by a priest while at Calvert Hall School but had never been in the company of anyone who would have understood his pain or was in the business of prosecuting pedophile priests. I thought I was hallucinating at this point.
Thomas Roberts spent hundreds of hours with someone who all they did was prosecute child molesters, was famous for an endless campaign against The Saintly Father Brian & he was the producer, cameraman & director of that show. I didn't know what was more crazy here, Anderson Cooper (who is really really rich & everyone knew he was gay until he finally announced it a couple months ago) pretending to be straight (?) as well as sympathetic (?) as he convinces Thomas Roberts, who isn't wealthy at all, to commit career suicide by driving up Anderson Cooper's rating with "The Sins Of The Father" segment. Talk about why my head hurts from cognitive dissonance. That was a gruesome disgrace, silver fox, shame on you.
Well, that ended badly, Thomas disappeared off the air, was now jobless; Anderson Cooper was still officially straight as well as secretly really really rich. But Thomas Roberts is no quitter, except for when he quit Prestige Cable in a hissy fit-so he went back to what all male models do well, working out to maintain his fantastically hunky bod. And then he did land another show that involved national exposure, Hollywood, Big Stars, Dreams Come True when he blew that up, too. There was this thing which might still exist, called "Manhunt", where gay males would advertise for hookups. I think there is an app for that now. Also, Craigslist. A photo quickly made the rounds of a male torso on "Manhunt" that was identified as that of Thomas Roberts, who denied it, I think, but it was him.
Why Thomas, why, weren't you & Patrick already in love? Well, I am not going to display that wonderment as I will maintain my dignity & deny I ever looked it up since I would know if it was him or not. Instead I will treat you to proof that the silver fox isn't even close to the hunkiest of all openly gay male news anchors. Thomas in a SFW shot, safe for fantasy of any kind. You decide.
Thomas is significantly taller, more muscular, the silver fox is puny by comparison. And I must say that is is true that what goes around comes around. When ultra rich Anderson Cooper decided to finally admit that he was gay, too, back in July & had a special love of his life, nightclub entrepreneur Ben Maisani:
How funny was that as Ben was then immediately papped making out with someone not the silver fox in Central Park? (I wonder if Thomas quietly passed on that hot tip, turnabout is fair play, after all.) Actually the jokes make themselves here.
Is there anyone on Planet Reality who didn't know that Anderson Cooper & Ben Maisani were living together, biking together, working out together for at least the past 3 years? What do straight people imagine go on in the 2 bars that Ben is part-owner of :New York City hotspots, Eastern Bloc & Bedlam. Eastern Bloc is a gay bar in the East Village & Bedlam, well doesn't the name suggest something other than domestic tranquility? Kids, they have conflicting work schedules, Ben works nights, Anderson travels: no one was cheating on anybody. There was no shocking breakup in tears, with a dramatic ratings play reunion on vacation in Croatia spent with pals Kelly Ripa & her hubby Mark Consuelos.
I bolded that so the ridiculousness was evident. If you really have serious relationship issues that need to be addressed quietly alone, undergoing therapy & counseling: you wouldn't do it with Kelly Ripa in tow. Kelly Ripa, of all people would be the best person for gay relationship advice after, of course, a priest. I mean when I saw that I thought we are not in Kansas anymore, someone is secretly feeding me bath salts.
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In conclusion, Patrick Abner, I wish you all the best as the "official spouse" of Thomas Roberts. He is a really hunky dreamboat full of all kinds of surprises, but you 2 crazy kids in love already know that. Try to keep the other stuff on the down low, if you know what I mean, Thomas. People want to believe that gay marriage can be just as wonderful as the marriage between a man & a woman. Prove it to them, with dignity & style which does not include Kelly Ripa. Ever, Or Oprah.
As Always ; M
Bienvenu..
Je suis enchanté de faire votre connaissance!
Merci beaucoup pour la lecture.
Je suis très reconnaissant que vous êtes intéressé:
Comme toujours ; M
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"Free at last, well that took like forever, plus in item noted below: Rupert Murdoch wants his million back.
Legal note: I believe that more than a million is involved here, as in Europe you are allowed to collect damages for the related legal fees incurred.
Now funds are cut-off, promotions end, lawsuits by someone with a Major Grudge, owner of a huge media empire & all the money necessary to get even bigtime. Gee, are there any races left that LA controls that he could have de-sanctioned so he can still be "a winner"?
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Producer's Pick: The IRS is reading your email…without a warrant http://say.ly/pHx5zlK
Well, that sounds shocking I suppose without knowing the details.
The truth about my emails is the IRS would die of boredom reading them.
And all the poor person assigned to this hopeless task would discover is this:
That I am filing for an extension. So don't waste your time reading my emails.
4-10-13 Thomas Roberts Covers Hard News of National Importance Today on MSNBC
I just checked his twitter feed, & along with attention grabber interview with an attorney about The Jodi Arias Case, his producer's pick is:
Cookie Monster accused of pushing 2-year-old boy in Times Square http://say.ly/mGA5yjK
Yes, well that is certainly as critical to the survival of life here on Earth as any other topic.
Make sure you tune in to Thomas A. Roberts for this breaking (actually days old) story.
I wonder if The Cookie Monster supports Gay Marriage or has concerns about obese kids.
4-4-13 Thomas Roberts Has a Very Important Initiative to Accomplish Today!
I just checked his twitter feed & here is what is on his mind. National Hug An Anchor Day!
"Thomas Roberts
I've scored 2 in person so far! "@kbyrne91: Today is #NationalHugAnAnchorDay! So if you're a Thomas fan send him a virtual hug via @Twitter"
3-31-13 Thomas Roberts is back from vacation. Patrick & Thomas posted pics of their dogs in Central Park.
Thomas twittered that the dogs ate the Easter Bunnies. Huh? Chocolate is very dangerous for dogs, do not EVER let your dogs consume chocolate or caffeine.
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Thomas also retweeted his fav store "Fine & Dandy" admiring him for wearing their stuff on air. A cross promotion of swag for our former male model.
AND, in case you did NOT see "The Avengers", released almost A YEAR AGO!!
Thomas mentioned AGAIN that the cameo at the end is HIM! How exciting!
Kind of old news, there ThomasARoberts. Your ego demands repetition.
3-24-13 Thomas is on vacation in Costa Rico right now & he is sharing the adventure by advertising Patrick as his hot piece. Well, nothing like a honeymoon where everyone gets to see what the bride looks like topless..
(He keeps referring to himself as the husband, so that makes Patrick the wife, right?)
I can't wait for more, can you? Don't worry TAR is a show off..
Will keep the pics coming for sure...
Thomas Roberts rambling as if he was a qualified legal commentator on the rights of non-biological lesbian "parents" now uncoupled, has pushed me to the edge of reason (Bridget Jones reference..) Thomas went to college only at the not highly regarded "Western Maryland College" (now renamed McDaniel College) in scenic Westminster, Maryland.
I used to give lectures there myself, it is NOT a law school. What about the children's rights? What happens when new "marriages" result in 6 parents?
My BEST CASE EVER: http://news.google.com/newspapers?nid=2205&dat=19810725&id=EeZfAAAAIBAJ&sjid=RQMGAAAAIBAJ&pg=1161,533453
Oh, forget it, Thomas has no legal background as a former male model turned talking head. For an excellent discussion of some of the issues involved, try New York Magazine: http://nymag.com/news/features/gay-divorce-2013-3/
FOR THE FULL THOMAS MANHUNT PICS LINK presenting the World's Bossiest...you'll figure it out: http://www.bruisedfruitcds.com/images/just_asking.jpg
Don't complain to me about Thomas taking photos of himself as well as posting them on The Internet. That is Patrick's problem to deal with & Thomas put a ring on it.
(In surprising news to readers here, Thomas Roberts coverage is a total loss leader. Far more people are interested in JonBenet Ramsey than Thomas posting NSFW pics on Manhunt. He does not make the top 5 most read pieces, although he would bitterly dispute that as a trick who is always attention whoring.)
Best of luck to you Patrick, hope you got a comprehensive pre-nuptial agreement as Thomas is well known for his antics & you don't have that kind of earning potential. Kind of what the New York Magazine piece was about, where there is a disparity of income & a "gay" marriage unwinds, welcome to "hetero" hell. Reminds me of an old "New Yorker" cartoon on the topic....
It was 2 elderly women discussing the topic of gay marriage. One queries the other, "Gay Marriage?" The other responds: "Haven't Gays Suffered Enough Already?" or something similar.
Now it plays out in real life as Oscar Wilde put it (slightly adapted): the 2 worst things in life, one is NOT getting what you want- the other IS getting it.
Read this AMAZING pre-wedding interview where Thomas talks about Thomas & barely mentions Patrick as Thomas is so busy working out & losing weight to look HOT at their wedding:
http://observer.com/2012/08/thomas-roberts-at-the-wedding-msnbc-anchor-plans-for-same-sex-nuptials-pushes-equality-stories/
To the person who asks what side I am on, I don't post anonymous comments anymore. I am on the side of the truth, Thomas has made his own wacky decisions.
Let me review why the nuptial presentation with Gavin Nuisance presiding is an example of what I feel about Patrick Abner. Gavin Newsome a self proclaimed still practicing Roman Catholic who became rich & famous by selling some kind of 2 Buck Chuck. With that money in his hot little hands he preceded to marry a Victoria's Secret Model because nothing says love more than cheap wine & sleazy lingerie.
Then he ran for Mayor of San Francisco where Gavin solved many a financial woe by inviting everyone to come get flowers in their hair. Kidding, although it was lucrative for florists, bakeries & other participants in the wedding biz. In 2004, Newsome gained national attention when he directed the San Francisco city-county clerk to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples, in violation of the current state law.
Gavin claims he is dyslexic so I imagine his explanation was he can't read real good. This behavior created endless legal issues for the lucky couples who filled San Francisco's coffers up with dough as the marriages had no validity in California or anywhere else. I term it the eternal lawyer's compensation fund, as attempts to enforce or unwind these "marriages" were events that enrich law firms, not personal lives. Why then would attention whore Gavin Newsome, now dethroned: be the PERFECT Person to Pronounce Thomas Roberts & Patrick Abner a forever couple?
That is a rhetorical question. More about Gavin Nuisance is required at this point..
In December 2001, Newsome married Kimberly Guilfoyle, a former San Francisco prosecutor, lingerie model & legal commentator for Court TV, CNN & MSNBC. Kimberly is now a prominent personality on Fox News Channel, a well known bastion of gay rights & liberal thinking.
The couple's wedding was presented at Saint Ignatius Catholic Church on the campus of the University of San Francisco, where Kimberly Guilfoyle attended law school. Kimberly & Gavin then appeared in the September 2004 issue of Harper's Bazaar, featuring them lounging about the Getty Mansion with the title "The New Kennedys." I DID NOT make that up. Like the world needs more Kennedys...
All good things come to an end, in January 2005 they jointly filed for divorce, citing "difficulties due to their careers on opposite coasts." That is called LYING For PR.
In January 2007, it was revealed that ardent Roman Catholic Gavin Newsome wrecked his marriage by entering into "a romantic relationship" in mid-2005 with Ruby Rippey-Tourk, the wife of his former deputy chief of staff & then campaign manager, Alex Tourk. That is called cheating with a vicious twist of personal betrayal. Yes, I know people figured Kimberly for the cheater, it was NOT true.
Alex Tourk filed for divorce shortly after the revelation & then exited both Newsome's campaign as well as his administration. Newsome's sexy marriage trashing affair with Rippey-Tourk shocked supporters & impacted his popularity with male voters, who viewed his indiscretions as a betrayal of a close friend & ally. (Women still thought Gavin was a rich hot guy on the market for love with money to burn.)
In another attempt to regain public sympathy, attention whore Gavin Newsome dramatically declared in February 2007 that he was seeking treatment for alcohol abuse. Try to keep up, Gavin is quite a trick.
So, in closing why would fellow attention whore Thomas Roberts choose an alcoholic cheater who feels no shame when screwing a friend's wife while married himself as his "Official Wedding Presider/Provider" of true love marked by a rooftop ceremony?
Doesn't that choice suggest that other motives are at play as opposed to a quiet personal ceremony NOT announced in THE NEW YORK TIMES for maximum impact.
AND THERE YOU HAVE MY POSITION ON THE TRUTH ABOUT THAT PR WEDDING!
Back to when I am bored, I check to see what Thomas Roberts is up to right now.
Is he concerned about gun control in the wake of the Sandyhook Massacre?
The Fiscal Debt Crisis? The horrifying unemployment rate that continues to rise?
Of course not, our former fashion model went to a Fashion Gala instead & posted pics of himself there with his beloved Patrick & someone else. As usual Thomas is baring his teeth while Patrick appears trapped in the middle. Literally.
I could provide a link though...after all, he didn't even invite me to the wedding.
I did post a link to Brad Pitt naked but in fairness to Brad, those were captured by paps.
THOMAS TOOK THE PHOTOS OF HIMSELF NSFW, FOR REASONS THAT ARE WELL KNOWN.
Or if you want all Thomas All the Time: https://twitter.com/ThomasARoberts
The competition is Tough out there: Good Morning America’s Sam Champion married Rubem Robierb in NYC just last Friday but the Greggy Award for Newlyweds of the Year goes to MSNBC anchor Thomas Roberts and his hubby Patrick Abner.
Included is a wedding photo:
http://greginhollywood.com/the-2012-greggys-newlyweds-of-the-year-are-thomas-roberts-and-patrick-abner-78408
All I can say once again: best of luck there, Patrick. You are going to need it.
I sometimes crave something funny to help me relax which will cause me to look at ThomasARoberts Twitter Feed All Thomas All The Time. He went to the The Broadway Gala & came up with his lulu of a pic to prove it:
DL Lurkers I Know Which One Belongs On Top of The Bossy Bottom
This is Worse Than Porn: Thomas is Baring His Teeth, Countess is Scary
Poor Patrick, I Think He Is Trying to Escape Away From Her Bony Clutches
Oh Gosh, Thomas Is So Excited About Himself, Again: Retweeting Tweets re: Him
Yes, Thomas & Patrick attended The Out 100 Party: & just seeing Thomas is Awesome
As Thomas Himself Retweets Below Because That Is So Very True As Always..More T !!
(To read Thomas A Roberts retweet about himself directly go to his twitter, site above)
That is his genuine Twitter Feed. As I like to point out, I know the difference:
This is The Real One & Only Thomas Roberts Endorsed By Me Twitter Feed.
Thomas Roberts@ThomasARoberts"@kurtfulepp: So awesome to see @ThomasARoberts at the #OUT100 - totally inspirational guy!" It was a great time! Thanks!
If you are not familiar with The OUT 100 Party, no worries; Gawker will explain it:
http://gawker.com/321608/the-out-100-party
OMG: Patrick is So Cute, he has posted a pic of the day "we met" in his Twitter:
https://twitter.com/patrickdabner
What Thomas is really twittering about: Tonight will you be watching Linds As Liz?
This means that Thomas & his friends will be partying & laughing as the drug addicted ruined child starlet/teen who grew up to be The Lohan Family Meal Ticket makes a scene portraying Elizabeth Taylor on The Lifetime Channel. Badly, I am sure: I don't watch TV in any case. I am ashamed of Thomas for finding this situation so very droll. Shopping gets boring I guess: nothing says "Classy" Thomas like laughing at a trainwreck in motion. Throwing stones?
Get him under control Patrick before Thomas starts acting out again himself. Manhunt Calls.
Catch this video of Thomas in Action; seriously what won't TR do for Attention Himself?
http://gawker.com/5715434/now-we-can-ogle-sexy-gay-anchor-thomas-roberts-whenever-we-want?
Okay, Here is what Thomas was doing, looking for expensive duds as his fav store:
"Fine & Dandy": the happening place where all clever boys in the know play dress up
http://fineanddandyshop.com/
YES, THOMAS WEARS VERY SPIFFY DUDS WHEN DRESSED FOR WORK OR PLAY
Wedding was officiated by Gavin Nuisance:Gavin's prior marriage was to Victoria Secret Model Turned Fox News Commentator: Thomas & Gavin I Now Pronounce You 2 Of A Kind Of Nuts
WAKE ME WHEN THIS IS OVER EDITION:Thomas Roberts Manhunt, enough already:
I wish you would stop looking for this
Although He DID NOT INVITE ME to The Wedding
I KNOW WHERE THE COMPLETE SHOTS ARE BUT THIS SITE CANNOT DISPLAY NSFW
ALSO NOW THOMAS IS YAMMERING WITH ALLY SHEEDY ABOUT CONCERN FOR:
someone else's concern for displaced LGBT youth post Hurricane Sandy & snow.
http://www.afterelton.com/meme-11-15-2012?page=last&page_id=0
UPDATE: 10/29 The Silver Fox Has Been Cancelled Thomas Roberts Is Still On Top!
That is an inside joke in case you are not a Datalounge Lurker in the Know...
Aww,The Silver Fox isn't Looking Very Spiffy Here
Datalounge Lurkers What is Ben Wearing There?
Thomas & Abner WOULD NEVER Look Like This!!
Nice Kicks There Thomas, Abner is Totes Adorbs Always
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2224898/Anderson-Coopers-talk-cancelled-seasons.html
As Readers here know, I like to point out the difference between the real person behind the celebrity, as well as the PR machine creation. Exhibit # 1 is Scottish Actor/Drug Addict/Drunk Gerald Butler, real name Gerald James Butler who will be turning age 43 next month, but still acts like a wild teen on a nonstop binge of self destruction. Which includes an interlude of fun with Blohan, so you know he is riddled with every STD known to man as well as having really terrible taste, cuz that is just icky. She is the result of the damaged child star biz, but what is his excuse, really?
It is always difficult to sort out the blame: while born a Scot, Gerry also has Irish blood & did live in Canada for part of his childhood. Gerry suffered through his parents' nasty divorce while young & for a long time he had no contact with his father. That is all sad stuff. He recovered quite nicely, though, attending Glasgow University, where he studied to be a lawyer/solicitor. Oh, doesn't everyone hate lawyers? But not aspiring lawyer Gerry, Gerald Butler was indeed, president of the school's law society: thanks to his outgoing personality, magnetic charm & great social skills. (I think that means he was always at the pub & hangers on collected the rejects as women find him dazzling.)
This is a guy who has accomplished everything: he sings, dances, surfs, acts, as well as a technically being a lawyer. Oh, & he never even had to audition, someone spotted him in a coffeehouse & signed him up right away. (I'll bet it was a bar, or as they refer to them over there, a pub.) During the filming of his first cinematic presentation, 1997 "Mrs. Brown", Gerry managed to find the time to rescue a drowning boy from the nearby river Tay & was awarded a Certificate of Bravery from the Royal Humane Society. That is one crazypants resume.
I myself crushed on him in the 2004 art house flick, "Dear Frankie", where (spoiler ahead) he portrayed the dreamy character billed as "The Stranger". The Stranger generously solves the problem of a tormented abused mother of a young boy who longs to meet his father: by offering to pretend to be the perfect father as well as becoming the unexpected white knight to the rescue of a broken heart. That man can certainly act, what turned out was so charming was the role. The Stranger required very little speaking, just communicating the sexy, as well as the sense of deeply caring about others. That has nothing to do with the real Gerry Butler: who is a loud, obnoxious drunk in & out of rehab for everything, & as previously mentioned will screw anything in sight, whatever, including but not limited to Lindsay Lohan. Thanks a lot, Gerry, I can't even fantasize about you anymore.
What does this have to do with World's Most Famous Openly Gay News Anchor Handsome Hunk, Thomas Roberts? I am making the point that there is always a difference between the reality & the PR. In the case of Thomas Albert Roberts, born right here in Baltimore on October 5, 1972, I guess I missed his 40th birthday celebration & most definitely was not invited to his marriage to long suffering fiance Patrick Abner on September 29, 2012 in some fancypants place in NYC. So Happy Belated Birthday, Thomas!
(He goes crazy if you call him Tom, it is always to be pronounced in full, take note: Data Lounge lurkers.) As well as Congratulations to You Both, Patrick! No, this is not an imaginary tale, Thomas & I go way back, before he was a star so big he now plays himself in cameos on TV such as "30 Rock" & the blockbuster film, "The Avengers".
Well, parts of his official biography are accurate, he did grow up in Towson, in Baltimore County Maryland. And he did attend private Catholic School Calvert Hall, as well as Western Maryland College now renamed McDaniel College, right in scenic Westminster Maryland, where I was a Criminal Prosecutor specializing in hunting down child molesters, victims of sexual abuse, rapists, pedophile priest (My attempts to shut down The Saintly Father Brian Cox was like a constant drumming in the background.)
CNN Days of Thomas Roberts
As far as I know, as I never watched it. Living in Baltimore County with Comcast Cable as the service provider, it wasn't even on the menu. Besides, why bother watching a performance that will be endlessly critiqued & fine tuned by Thomas Roberts no matter how often I told him to knock it off: I don't want to be on television, you do. Does the public really need to know every lurid detail of how little children were violated in every orifice to drive up your ratings? That was a rhetorical question.
Thomas was a master of manipulative tactics, he refused to wear makeup himself as the local new's anchor-while demanding I be covered in enough artful design to qualify for Kabuki Theatre. All of this went on behind the closed door of my office, the filming, the arguments, the gossip: the insistence that I stop blinking too often for what ever is the ideal rate. He would make me laugh, Thomas referred to a fellow reporter as "Lady Diana"; he would make me miserable, "did you just actually say the word "prophylactic"?!! I can't use that, dumb things down for the audience, how many times do I have to repeat this: your audience is like an average 8th grader. SAT words will not be acceptable in your talk about the cases covered on this week's show." Tough crowd out there.
All this from a former male model who was a communication major at a not particularly highly regarded school for aspiring journalists. At the same time, the hours spent behind closed doors created endless gossip relating to the likelihood that what Thomas & I were really engaging in was actually a hot & heavy romance of a very sexual nature. My former secretary, now Office Manager became worried I was unaware that Thomas was two-timing me. Apparently, they lived in the same building & there was a tabletop where your mail was left out in the open. So she was going through his mail & had discovered that letters were often addressed to Michelle as well as Thomas Roberts. Well, it is always good to know that people are watching your back, because they care about you enough to snoop through other people's mail.
At our next soiree, I couldn't wait to pass this tidbit on, because it was so funny & ridiculous. Except Thomas had a strange reaction. I thought he would start laughing, too-because both of us knew he wasn't living with a woman, but instead he looked stricken & started blushing. Thomas Roberts of the smooth glib banter was caught off guard. He assured me that he would never do something like that to me, & confessed that his mother had to co-sign his lease. So the bills were in both their names. At that point, I just thought the blushing had to do with admitting that his royal bossiness needed his mother to co-sign his lease, but talk about ignoring the obvious. Yes, even I am guilty of it at times, just like everyone else in the world.
So the comedy continued, everyone thought we were having an affair. Thomas kept annoying me by doing things like fixing my bangs-I have been rocking deep bangs like before Ironic Hipster The Zooey was born. It always leads to people pointing out while filming that it causes a shadow issue, please don't ever touch my bangs. I really hate that. They were aways messing with my bangs, I want to have them look the way I like them. I don't care about lighting, shadows & I cannot keep the blinking to the point of appearing undead. Thomas Roberts & I were practically like a bickering couple at times, I would tell him I couldn't go on with this charade anymore (appearing perfect all the time) & he would complain about how he felt as though everyone in the world was using him other than me.
Eventually real tragedy struck, Thomas Roberts came to my office not for another go round of filming, but with astonishing news of a deep personal nature. It was something so private he needed to speak to me alone. Well, that was kind of odd, as we were alone in my office, as always: right there. I pointed this out, Thomas insisted that we leave together & go to a romantic kind of local restaurant so he could tell me what was up. So we both snuck out & went to the name of that place I don't remember where he told me 3 things in a candlelit setting. The first item was that he had been passed over for the position of managing the news department, Prestige Cable had actually selected someone other than Thomas for this lofty post.
I responded that the decision made sense, this other person was married with kids, he wasn't going anywhere; unlike Thomas who was always sending out reels of himself fishing for a better offer. You want stable management, not someone who is ready to bolt as soon as possible. Which led to the next item: this affront was so unacceptable that Thomas had quit on the spot. He was going to break his lease, pack up his car & drive out west to San Diego, jobless: to start fresh elsewhere. I tried to reason with him in a consoling tone. After all, as petty & small the news anchor position was at Prestige Cable, he was still on air, while other people were despairing of ever landing a paying gig.
No, Thomas was resolute in his fury, he was leaving & there was only 1 thing left to do before he started hurling his stuff into his car & blowing this burg.
At long last, item #3: now this was a shocker & really by this time in my life I thought I had heard everything. Thomas had unfinished business that he was going to conclude before he exited the stage. It started with a monologue about how he always felt like everyone was using him; had a secret or obvious agenda, except me. I had kind of heard this before, but not in a romantic setting. It got better, he is certainly good at building things up to a dramatic crescendo. Thomas Roberts leaned in closer than ever before to seductively point out that while he wasn't sexually attracted to women per se (uh, I had figured former male model Thomas as a Friend of Dorothy long ago, which was why I found local gossip about our affair so droll), it turned out that there was 1 woman he was very much drawn to, the always oblivious star of his own "State's Attorney's Report" who he was constantly touching, playing with her bangs, hanging around for hours in her office.
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Talk about a big reveal: the gossip was based on something of substance, true, everyone else realized that Thomas Roberts was crushing on me all the time. Just as he started explaining how his fantasy was going to become fact, the State Police arrived. Now there is drama for you, Oprah. After I slipped out the back door without notifying anyone, at some point people realized I was missing. (Most likely because of some extreme issue that required my immediate attention like the toner was low on the copier again.) Due to the stalkers & death threats & all the fun stuff that was always surrounding me, the staff decided that a serial rapist killer had kidnapped me & notified the State Police who began the search for me before it was too late. ( For Thomas to seduce me...)
This is what I mean about the dumbness of every thing, wouldn't a kidnapping killer take me out of the parking lot (they spotted my car) to some secluded place to rape me, not inside the romantic restaurant? Well, it least it was over, there was no need for me to process & respond to the unexpected item #3. Time for me to get back to the office as soon as possible so no one thought Thomas had kidnapped me. I was a little stirred as well as shaken.
So Thomas called me once he got to San Diego, to point out that he had landed a job right away, doing weekend production coverage for an NBC affiliate. And also to make sure I had his phone number, should I ever, well need to talk to him. I did actually call him about something not related to sexual cravings & he did grant an amazing favor as his affection was sincere, I think.
But Thomas Roberts, secretly once a male model, crushing on the only oblivious to his charms female, is just a never ending bag full of tricks. So onto Thomas thinks of something else really surprising to do, talk about strange reveals of nonsense. Thomas was a rising star & he eventually landed a position as a news anchor for CNN. That was really odd, turning on the television & seeing someone you actually know talking like to you, but in reality now "you" means his audience. Never take job advice from me is the lesson here, I think.
Than the twist came, Anderson Cooper, who believes he is the hunkiest star of openly gay news anchors, (as if, really, silver fox) began announcing that a male news anchor was going to come out on his show. Well, I guess they don't just call him the silver fox because of his hair: somehow he had convinced Thomas Rogers to take the fall. In the most bizarre act ever of the drama between 2 drama queens, Anderson Cooper pretended to be the straight one while interviewing Thomas Roberts who not only came out on air but added this to the plot: he had been molested by a priest while at Calvert Hall School but had never been in the company of anyone who would have understood his pain or was in the business of prosecuting pedophile priests. I thought I was hallucinating at this point.
Thomas Roberts spent hundreds of hours with someone who all they did was prosecute child molesters, was famous for an endless campaign against The Saintly Father Brian & he was the producer, cameraman & director of that show. I didn't know what was more crazy here, Anderson Cooper (who is really really rich & everyone knew he was gay until he finally announced it a couple months ago) pretending to be straight (?) as well as sympathetic (?) as he convinces Thomas Roberts, who isn't wealthy at all, to commit career suicide by driving up Anderson Cooper's rating with "The Sins Of The Father" segment. Talk about why my head hurts from cognitive dissonance. That was a gruesome disgrace, silver fox, shame on you.
Well, that ended badly, Thomas disappeared off the air, was now jobless; Anderson Cooper was still officially straight as well as secretly really really rich. But Thomas Roberts is no quitter, except for when he quit Prestige Cable in a hissy fit-so he went back to what all male models do well, working out to maintain his fantastically hunky bod. And then he did land another show that involved national exposure, Hollywood, Big Stars, Dreams Come True when he blew that up, too. There was this thing which might still exist, called "Manhunt", where gay males would advertise for hookups. I think there is an app for that now. Also, Craigslist. A photo quickly made the rounds of a male torso on "Manhunt" that was identified as that of Thomas Roberts, who denied it, I think, but it was him.
Why Thomas, why, weren't you & Patrick already in love? Well, I am not going to display that wonderment as I will maintain my dignity & deny I ever looked it up since I would know if it was him or not. Instead I will treat you to proof that the silver fox isn't even close to the hunkiest of all openly gay male news anchors. Thomas in a SFW shot, safe for fantasy of any kind. You decide.
How funny was that as Ben was then immediately papped making out with someone not the silver fox in Central Park? (I wonder if Thomas quietly passed on that hot tip, turnabout is fair play, after all.) Actually the jokes make themselves here.
Is there anyone on Planet Reality who didn't know that Anderson Cooper & Ben Maisani were living together, biking together, working out together for at least the past 3 years? What do straight people imagine go on in the 2 bars that Ben is part-owner of :New York City hotspots, Eastern Bloc & Bedlam. Eastern Bloc is a gay bar in the East Village & Bedlam, well doesn't the name suggest something other than domestic tranquility? Kids, they have conflicting work schedules, Ben works nights, Anderson travels: no one was cheating on anybody. There was no shocking breakup in tears, with a dramatic ratings play reunion on vacation in Croatia spent with pals Kelly Ripa & her hubby Mark Consuelos.
I bolded that so the ridiculousness was evident. If you really have serious relationship issues that need to be addressed quietly alone, undergoing therapy & counseling: you wouldn't do it with Kelly Ripa in tow. Kelly Ripa, of all people would be the best person for gay relationship advice after, of course, a priest. I mean when I saw that I thought we are not in Kansas anymore, someone is secretly feeding me bath salts.
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In conclusion, Patrick Abner, I wish you all the best as the "official spouse" of Thomas Roberts. He is a really hunky dreamboat full of all kinds of surprises, but you 2 crazy kids in love already know that. Try to keep the other stuff on the down low, if you know what I mean, Thomas. People want to believe that gay marriage can be just as wonderful as the marriage between a man & a woman. Prove it to them, with dignity & style which does not include Kelly Ripa. Ever, Or Oprah.
As Always ; M
Bienvenu..
Je suis enchanté de faire votre connaissance!
Merci beaucoup pour la lecture.
Je suis très reconnaissant que vous êtes intéressé:
Comme toujours ; M
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"Free at last, well that took like forever, plus in item noted below: Rupert Murdoch wants his million back.
Legal note: I believe that more than a million is involved here, as in Europe you are allowed to collect damages for the related legal fees incurred.
Now funds are cut-off, promotions end, lawsuits by someone with a Major Grudge, owner of a huge media empire & all the money necessary to get even bigtime. Gee, are there any races left that LA controls that he could have de-sanctioned so he can still be "a winner"?
As Always ; M
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Phew! I was scared for a moment there! I love Thomas, watch his show on MSNBC everyday so I'm glad there's no ugly secrets and hopefully will have a happy, long marriage. Shame on Anderson!
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Anderson's Rich Mommy got him some modeling jobs, too, from age 10 to 13. I take it that the teenage years were not so pretty. He also was the 1st host of ABC's reality show "The Mole". Not very good journalism creds there, silver fox.
Thomas Roberts comes from a struggling family that needed the modeling gigs to pay for the Private Catholic School were he was factually molested. So I wanted to set the record straight (no pun intended), Thomas doesn't want anyone to know about the modeling, but why not own up to your superior looks, being really really good looking is not a crime. I believe that Anderson wanted to finish off his rising rival in the making & what he did there was really pure malice, Thomas was "let go" in the aftermath, it was so cruel. I am so happy to see Thomas back on top,(joke, son) while Anderson undergoes the shaming he deserves. I have no idea who alerted to the paps as to what Ben M. does after the club closes dowm in the am. Hope it was Patrick or Abner who tipped the paps. I love Thomas& Patrick & wish them both geat happiness, As always; M
I don't know how Lance Armstrong sleeps at night. A truly reprehensible human being, by virtually all accounts. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteLetLoveRule,
ReplyDeleteThank you again for reading as well as writing. Here's a link describing how he ruined other people's lives because he could:
http://www.outsideonline.com/outdoor-adventure/biking/road-biking/My-Life-With-Lance-Armstrong.html
Comments by NotAFanOfLieStrong is me, as is avatar.
The sad part is the children involved, he had kids with the wife he married after she supported him thru his battle with cancer (as you will read in this article, she was disposed of like trash), & has kids with the former babysitter, the current young blonde.
He most likely sleeps well at night as he has no problem using drugs, nor do sociopathic personality types suffer from pangs of guilt. It is always someone else's fault.
Help find Jessica Ridgeway's killer, I feel sick for her parents, they haven't even located all her body parts. Her skull is one of the missing "items". Impossible to imagine the horror of wondering what he did to her, where the rest of her pieces are, if he is using them in some sick way.
I've also started a post on JonBenet, but her killer is dead, Jessica's is still out there.
As Always ; M
Survivor;)
ReplyDeleteYou rock!
Goes In Circles,
DeleteThank you for reading as well as writing.
Cancer profiteering is sickening.
LiveWrong/CheatStrong paid trolls got sort of boxed in there,
Cancer? me too..
Law on libel, know it..
Real Warrior: I fight child sexual abuse...
He got really rich though.
I didn't even get a yellow rubber bracelet.
Thought yellow was the color of cowards.
Appreciate the shout out.
As Always ; M
If as you say Roberts was a colleague and friend who confided in you why was this necessary to publish?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous,
ReplyDeleteDid you read the post?
I was explaining how wrong it was
For Anderson Cooper to take advantage of him.
Thank you for reading as well as writing.
As Always ; M