No, not with booze although I feel certain that her husband, Chris Martin of the band Coldplay drinks a lot when he is telling her to leave him alone while he claims he is working on his "music". Wouldn't you? He is a sly one, slugging down fine single malt whiskey in his "private areas" of their connected mansions in London.
Yes, it is true: they don't factually live together. Aerial views of their London "home" demonstrate that while the front is blocked from public view, the back clearly shows 2 houses next to one another. Chris Martin stops by to see his kids, or they can come over to Dad's place to play. It is a very convenient way of lifestyle management for the very wealthy.
While the Goop promised to quit acting (a lie: she is out promoting herself in "Ironman 3") as well as threatening to stop producing "Goop" which is her "personal" advisory newsletter for how people should conduct their lives in a superior smug way to be just like Gwyneth; that also was an empty dribble of hope as the new issue just appeared.
Our own "White Oprah" has done it again suggested that by spending a measly $15k your bar can & should be stocked with stuff like a solid sterling silver shot glass or a set of crystal & sterling silver decanters. She doesn't explain who will be polishing that silver at your house: you can be certain a servant is responsible at Chez Goop.
Here you can view the entire collection of these must have items: http://www.goop.com/shop/featured/foundwell.html
For your convenience I estimated the cost of tax & shipping in calculating the total expense & remember: you still need to stock the bar itself with beverages that make you forget that Goop exists & will not shut up already.
4-30-13 Attention Whore Goop Does It Again: She Is Not Strictly Organic Or Vegan
Gwyneth Paltrow NEVER tires of giving everyone else in the world her advice on, well EVERYTHING! After years of saying she doesn't want to discuss her relationship with that loser sucker Chris Martin as it is important to keep it "private" she went on Chelsea Handler's show last night to explain the magic of making marriage work.
BJs! When there is a marital problem, Goopster inserts Chris Martin's tool into her mouth (well at least that shuts her up) & sucks on it. Gee, is that emission considered to be either vegan or organic?
I have suspected for a while now that Chris Martin lost his balls as well as his marbles a long time ago & now that has been proven by Gwyneth: so that isn't keeping the news private Goop!
4-7-13 Gywneth has NOT quit acting. I just saw a promo for "Ironman 3". Eyeroll.
In addition, she continues to annoy everyone with her cookbooks.
Her current release has been met with much deserved derision.
It’s All Good, yet another cookbook from Gwyneth Paltrow hit store shelves this week, & is being roundly criticized for her pretentious inanity. The egg white omelet calls for duck eggs and will cost you $30 to make. Her fish fingers recipe for kids would set you back $71.50.
Her version of tuna salad requires Manuka honey at $25 a jar. Yes, Gwyneth's tuna salad only costs $120, not all good for anyone other than the super rich.
Eater.com declared, "It’s All Good is drenched in a chatty faux-populism that could only come from a rich person fearlessly boasting about her life of privilege."
Many question if Gwyneth even knows how to cook. As an example her boiled egg recipe is this: place egg in boiling water. Cook.
Crushable has collected a list of 1 line smackdowns from a variety of reviewers;
Goopster, everyone is sick of you. No one wants your advice. And your press conference related to your cookbook release in which you mention your rear end is comparable to that of a 20 year old stripper indicates your need for an intervention of a psychiatric nature.
Please see a therapist for the sake of your children. I'll bet they could use a real meal made of something tasty & edible with nothing more than organic cheese & 9 grain bread accompanied by some lemonade & chocolate chip cookies for dessert.
Best Christmas Ever Edition! First The Jolie Promised to Quit Acting, Please Do So:
Then The Goopster Herself felt it was necessary to point out that the current fiancée (Angie) of her ex-fiancé (Brad Pitt) was not going to one up her in any way with this news.
So Goop has confided to UK Style that she is so competitive with The Jolie-Pitt Rainbow Tribe that she is considering quitting acting as well in order to Bless The World With More Goop/Martins: http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/gwyneth-paltrow-part-of-me-wants-another-baby-1722293.story
Can you imagine being rid of them both? The Goop & The Jolie Quit & Leave The Stage!
I am hopeful, yet remain dubious. Attention whores never quit, especially these 2 fierce competitors. Let it be true & I will be delirious with joy: miracles do happen, maybe.
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Also, she spent her 9th anniversary alone in Dubai promoting Hugo Boss wearing the ugliest bracelet ever on her scrawny arm. It looks like a gun bullet attached to a cuff.
Why not just carry guns & dangle handcuffs off your wrist Gwyneth? What is the name of fashion hell is that thing? Maybe that is how she hangs onto Chris Martin. It is a real bullet. Take a look & let me know what you think of her "jewelry".
Is That a Bullet On Her Wrist Cuff?
Good News At LAST: Not For Chris Martin, though a Lot of Alone Time With Gwynnie
Confidentially, Chris Martin & Goop do not really live together. More like adjoining expensive townhouses with backyards for barbecuing. Isn't time out a punishment for children, Coldplay?
Fans of elevator music and shopping mall soundtracks everywhere are crying today, as Coldplay frontman Chris Martin announced that the band will be taking a break. They're not calling it quits, though — they're just not going on any major tours for the next three years.
Wow, this writer is as big fan as I am ..."Coldplay is also still releasing more albums, with Martin assuring us that the upcoming record will be "easier to pronounce" than the band's current EP, "Mylo Xyloto." That's probably for the best; the last thing Coldplay fans want is to be challenged by their music."..Bolding is Mine.
Wait this gets better & better: http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/music/7992950/Coldplay-to-take-three-years-off
Here is a quote from the Groom of The Goopster himself: "This is the last big show for three years or so," he told reporters after the show, while adding, "I don't want to stop."
OF COURSE NOT: ALONE WITH GWYNETH OR TOURING THE WORLD, Tough call...
Sorry Chris, at least your fellow bandmates will have some fun while you are busy.
I feel certain that your kids: Apple & Moses wish to introduce themselves to you & their lives.
Of course I am not alone in despising The Goop Who is Always Advising Others; kids at
Nick Denton's Sweatshop Are Peeved as Well. It is called "Gawker", Jezebel, Whatever.
Nick, give those kids some $$$ already as an example of Your XMAS Generosity.
(hint, Nick Denton is NOT known for generosity anymore than Lockhart Steele is known for tips.)
OH NO! WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THE GOOP HELPING THE POORS !!
Her Christmas Giving Advice is just beyond belief, Gawker covers it above.
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Looking at her Profile Photo on her Twitter Feed (ignoring my own advice)
And it is worse than drinking Bactine. The Goopster is at it, yet again: barefoot
Professionally posed, with a small child in a $500,000 Kitchen Just Like You!
The White Oprah Strikes Again, Rubbing It In: You Will Never Be So Rich or Perfect
In the Aftermath of Hurricane Sandy: She's On Twitter Now, To Help With What?
More Goop Than Ever Before, Will Gwynnie Offer Them Turkish Towels, Cashmere Sweaters, Fashion Tips On Dressing Stylishly At Your Child's Funeral, Enough Already From The Oscar Winner. Steven Spielberg is Her Godfather, Not A Lot Of Help There.
Cover Your Eyes, GOOP is Helping Herself to More Publicity on Twitter, Don't Click on this link: https://twitter.com/GwynethPaltrow
This is what happens when it is after midnight Eastern Standard Time & I glance at something that sets me off, because I am just like you. Not like Oprah, like you. I try to get an irrational kind of strange pleasure away from my horrible real life by viewing "The Drudge Report". (This is shameful, isn't it? )
I am not plugging Matt Drudge at all. He is a right wing closeted nutball, the only scoop he ever had was The President William Jefferson Clinton did something bad, again. Back in 1998. Not a very good journalist, in 14 years that has been all he has to offer. I also am not a rabid right wing, so it also provides insight into the opposition.
Just pointing out that the site simplifies things as a compilation so you can click onto matters erudite, such as The NYT, as well as tabloid garbage you are sneakily peeking at, like TMZ. All crazily presented together on a single page. Here: http://drudgereport.com/
Should I be concerned about The Really Big Storm Coming? Who Is Going to Win The Presidential Election According To Every Poll Imaginable? And from there I always end up clicking on The UK Tabloid "Daily Mail" as they have the best photos of topics of interest, like Katy Perry in the oddest dress ever.
As well as the always smug Gwyneth Paltrow, who like Oprah, runs her own Advice Site of Information to The Poors. Where You Can Buy A Turkish Towel For Only $374 US Dollars.
The Best Cashmere Sweaters. My Celebrity Trainer is Tracy Anderson, Who Used To Be Madonna's, too. But Madonna Opened Up Her Own Gyms, Which Would Be Beneath My Dignity. If you have never viewed it, quite the treat as amusement: http://goop.com/
I thought she lost all possible semblance of dignity when she snooped though then boyfriend, Ben Affleck's email: to discover that he was trash talking about her to Matt Damon. He wrote that not only didn't he think he was in love with her, Ben Affleck was doubting he even liked her all that much. In my fantasy imagining of how he then buzzed through that manic spree of dating, indulging, engaging, diamonding low rent Jennifer Lopez: motive there was to humiliate Gwynnie just a little more to drive that point home. I'd rather be with this fat ass horribly attired, belly baring, over blinged, Non-Oscar Winner, former Janet Jackson backup dancer, not of Hollywood Royalty in any way possible than you.
Free at Last, The Goopster was papped on 10/26 with equally annoying hubbie Chris Martin of "ColdPlay", children in tow, messy & dressed no better than Children of The Poors. At Toys R Us of all places, Where The Poors Shop for Their Kids, Too. I've been there.
Couldn't a servant have done this for you, Goopster? At least deck them out in the manner of Suri Cruise: if you are all about the designer this, & the finest fabric as well as the "affordable" yet trendy aesthetic. To see it done right: http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/ I can only hope that Suri will comment on this example of sartorial style in celebrity child attire. No one is cleverly coordinated, Chris Martin looks like any other guy who still layers t-shirts over long sleeves (yet his kicks must be very expensive as The Family Goopster/Coldplay are not poor.) Major dollars, as well as Major egos. Goop, this offends my sensibilities. You have offended me by revealing you don't yourself live up to your lofty standards suggested to The Poors as to the correct & best way to do everything.
Anyway we got this & I love it. Goop, your son is wearing a backwards baseball cap. Isn't that over, like 10 years go? Your hair is not artfully arranged. You look just plain messy & ordinary. Seriously, Chris is carrying plastic bags. Why not Louis Vuitton ironically utilized as recycled toy totes. You are much better than this. I know because I have seen your "Goop".
At least put your hair up into a messy top bun.
As Always ; M
OMG, More Goop Now in Orange & Plastic: What Kind of Good Taste Is This Mess?
Halloween Edition Featuring Gwyneth in a Too Tight Dress & Plastic Shoes.
Goop, Apple should be dressed in this "outfit" as a Halloween Prank, Not You.
Too Short Too Tight Too Tacky
OMG, Those Are Plastic & Silver Play Shoes
Goop: Apple would appreciate the return of her dress
As well as her Disney Inspired Plastic & Silver Dress Up Heels
Datalounge lurkers, my style idol is Tim Gunn.
He has been celibate for 29 years, please intervene.
Not a clothing intervention, man is perfect, elegant,
He needs love, romance, someone special.
Am confused by this article because it is not news that
His heart was broken & he decided to remain celibate.
Is it really true, Datalounge lurkers?
Or just a PR thing & he has secret fun. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/nationnow/2012/01/tim-gunn-celibacy-sex.html
For a upclose image of The Poors/Coldplay & The Goopster Edition